That awkward moment when

You reminded me.... when you're walking around your kitchen nude, and the house opposite (which has been vacant for about 6 months) is apparently now up for sale, as a family are being shown around the garden. So then you have to make one of those DIY bikinis out of kitchen tea towels, lol. But windows are somewhat reflective anyway, fortunately for me

... you are in a slow afternoon business meeting with your boss and an important client in a hot stifling room and the three bean burrito you had for lunch catches up with you.

Whadayadu?

This really happened - much to my shame.


When I was in college, I had had grape juice at breakfast. Later on, some of us guys were playing basketball against a few gals from the women's basketball team.

I couldn't help it. It came out. We moved to the other end of the court. It happened again.

One of the gals opened the emergency exit to clear the air. Everyone else suffered. It was not a pretty smell.

I have unfortunately had similar situations at work after drinking grape juice.

I have learned to not drink grape juice anymore.