Funny Anti-Jokes

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Think of your favorite joke. Now remove the clever punchline. Congratulations — you've just written an anti-joke.
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the you are to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
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Can you make an anti-joke and still make it funny?

Here's a few I found amusing from de internet:

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Ask me if I'm orange. "Are you an orange?" Nope, I'm a person.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.



Do you have some to share? Or can you make your own funny ones?
 
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
 
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The United States House of Representatives.
 
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar...



He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.
 
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Analog clocks are right twice a day.

Digital ones aren't.

Neither am I.
 
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A dog walks into a bar...






And is promptly escorted out, as animals are not allowed.
 
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Person A: Knock knock!
Person B: Who's there?
Person A: Banana!
Person B: That's impossible. Bananas don't talk.
 
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A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
C: Doctor
D: Doctor who?
E: You just said it!
 
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I should totally do something productive. Like post another anti-joke:

 
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I think I had too much caffeine today. Anti-joke break mode on.
 
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