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here's 2 more of my favorites
elderly couple are celebrating their60th wedding anniversary.... their pastor asked the husband what was their secret for veing married so long anhe said, "simple- i took my wife to china on our 50th...then, for our 60th, i went back and picked her up."
little old lady goes to church one sunday and as she walks in, the usher asked if he could seat her where she wants to sit and she told him to sit her on the fron row, but the usher tried to get her to pick s different location, saying the pastor is boring and would put her to sleep.
she asked,"young man, do you know who iam?"
no ma'm he said.and she told him, i'm the pastor's mother."
the usher asked her if she knew who he is and she said no, she did not. he responded with, "thank god."
elderly couple are celebrating their60th wedding anniversary.... their pastor asked the husband what was their secret for veing married so long anhe said, "simple- i took my wife to china on our 50th...then, for our 60th, i went back and picked her up."
little old lady goes to church one sunday and as she walks in, the usher asked if he could seat her where she wants to sit and she told him to sit her on the fron row, but the usher tried to get her to pick s different location, saying the pastor is boring and would put her to sleep.
she asked,"young man, do you know who iam?"
no ma'm he said.and she told him, i'm the pastor's mother."
the usher asked her if she knew who he is and she said no, she did not. he responded with, "thank god."
