Mary

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
aspen

aspen

Banned
#1
Feb 3, 2010
1,238
3
0
#1
It is past time we raised awareness of the insidious evil corrupting our children right under our noses - in the form of a seemingly innocent nursery rhyme - yes, you heard me! Satan in the nursery!!

Mary (Mary, Queen of Heaven) had a little (nothing little about this menace!) lamb (the innocent children of God!)

OH THE HUMANITY!

Yes, we can lock our doors before sleeping; we can even stand watch in the night; we can try not to listen to the other voice calling our names in the sheepfold!!!

Yet wherever Mary went, THE LAMB were sure TO GO!

BEWARE
 
K

kujo313

Guest
#2
#2
huh?!

Jesus was doing what He said His Father told Him to do.
 
G

glenwood74

Guest
#3
#3
Nice. I see you are coming around to the fanatical, fearful viewpoint. Don't you feel more self-righteous and pious now. At least were not like all those crazy sinners. God bless us, and may he have mercy on everyone else!
 
aspen

aspen

Banned
#4
Feb 3, 2010
1,238
3
0
#4
glenwood74 said:
Nice. I see you are coming around to the fanatical, fearful viewpoint. Don't you feel more self-righteous and pious now. At least were not like all those crazy sinners. God bless us, and may he have mercy on everyone else!
Click to expand...
LOL!!!!!!!

Why yes - I am feeling sweep away in the fervor!
 
aspen

aspen

Banned
#5
Feb 3, 2010
1,238
3
0
#5
kujo313 said:
huh?!

Jesus was doing what He said His Father told Him to do.
Click to expand...
Apparently, heart attack is now the #2 cause of death in America - terminal literalism has taken over the #1 spot
 
G

glenwood74

Guest
#6
#6
I know right. Those dumb literals and their socialism and their healthcare for all, they'll be the death of us all!
 
phil36

phil36

Senior Member
#7
Feb 12, 2009
8,260
2,111
113
51
#7
glenwood74 said:
I know right. Those dumb literals and their socialism and their healthcare for all, they'll be the death of us all!
Click to expand...

we have a health care for all here in the UK and it works brilliantly, and it means the poor get to see a doctor, got for needed operations and wow, even free medicine whenever needed for all. I would rather have a welfare system where we look after the poor.
 
aspen

aspen

Banned
#8
Feb 3, 2010
1,238
3
0
#8
"I'll get you! My pretty! and your little lamb too!!"

* actual quote from Mary, captured on tape outside the sheepfold
 
G

glenwood74

Guest
#9
#9
She is denying the tape is actually her voice. She's going to be on The Oreilly Factor tonight to defend her virtue and her treatment of the lambs. Apparently she is in rehab now for abusing curds and whey, but her doctors anticipate a full recovery.
 
aspen

aspen

Banned
#10
Feb 3, 2010
1,238
3
0
#10
glenwood74 said:
She is denying the tape is actually her voice. She's going to be on The Oreilly Factor tonight to defend her virtue and her treatment of the lambs. Apparently she is in rehab now for abusing curds and whey, but her doctors anticipate a full recovery.
Click to expand...

I KNEW IT!!

I hope Bill is tough on her!! I want to hear all about the wool sweatshop factories
 
G

glenwood74

Guest
#11
#11
Bill will be easy on her. He never really attacks those who exude the same self-righteous odor that he does. I'd like to see her on the Daily Show with John Stewart. He would tear her up. But alas, it will end up being a pass for her and we will never really get our pound of flesh, just like when Jill pushed her boyfriend off that cliff while fetching water; he breaks his head and she just ends up with a few bumps and bruises. I'm sick of celebrities, especially the made up ones!
 
ProudLibertarian

ProudLibertarian

Banned
#12
Feb 14, 2010
250
0
0
#12
phil36 said:
we have a health care for all here in the UK and it works brilliantly, and it means the poor get to see a doctor, got for needed operations and wow, even free medicine whenever needed for all. I would rather have a welfare system where we look after the poor.
Click to expand...
Who are you and what have you done with Phil!? :D
 
1

1still_waters

Guest
#13
#13
Since we already have a post near the top on mary and since this post is more humour than actual bible discussion, I'm moving it to MISC.
 
ProudLibertarian

ProudLibertarian

Banned
#14
Feb 14, 2010
250
0
0
#14
I am constantly hearing modern day "Christians" express their disdain towards the social welfare system. I personally find their comments to be cold, callous, and ignorat. If these co-called "christians" and their "churches" would donate their time and money towards charitable causes instead of funding anti-gay legislation, contributing to the defense fund murders, and picketing planned Parenthood, we would see a dramatic reduction in poverty and welfare recipients!
 
J

jimmydiggs

Guest
#15
#15
Agreed. Helping is much better than hurting... my take on the situation. I'm not a big fan of universal health care myself, it creates unnecessary bureaucracy..
 
G

glenwood74

Guest
#16
#16
ProudLibertarian said:
I am constantly hearing modern day "Christians" express their disdain towards the social welfare system. I personally find their comments to be cold, callous, and ignorat. If these co-called "christians" and their "churches" would donate their time and money towards charitable causes instead of funding anti-gay legislation, contributing to the defense fund murders, and picketing planned Parenthood, we would see a dramatic reduction in poverty and welfare recipients!
Click to expand...
This is all well and good, but what will all the cousins and brother-in-laws of prominent government officials do for work if you get rid of defunct social programs? Who will hire them and allow them to sleep/text/play video games all day long for an enourmous government salary? Well, you didn't think about them did you?

We have to be anti-gay because it makes us feel better to be above those horrible sinners. And who wants to love a bunch of unwed teenage mothers, we need to scare them to heaven.
 
ProudLibertarian

ProudLibertarian

Banned
#17
Feb 14, 2010
250
0
0
#17
glenwood74 said:
Who will hire them and allow them to sleep/text/play video games all day long for an enourmous government salary?
Click to expand...
Who cares? lol
We have to be anti-gay because it makes us feel better to be above those horrible sinners.
Click to expand...
I understand the church is taking a stand against sexual sin, but who focus their efforts solely on homosexuality? In my opinion, rape, incest, and child molestation are far more wicked than two indiviguals of the same gender having a consensual relationship. But I'm sure most people here would disagree with this statement...
And who wants to love a bunch of unwed teenage mothers, we need to scare them to heaven.
Click to expand...
I hope you are joking... If anybody deserve compassion, its an unwed teenage mother...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.