Terrible jokes.

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Dmurray

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#1
So I know we've all heard some terribly pitiful jokes. Sometimes their sometimes funny, but wow. What are some that you guy's know or have heard?

1- (I thought of this as far as I know) AHHH BOO! Oh sheesh, excuse me, did I get some scared on you?
2- what did the baby racecar driver say to the janitor? Broom Broom!
 
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jimmydiggs

Guest
#2
I'm more frustrated than Ray Charles with a where's Waldo book.

I'm more frustrated than a three-legged-dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.


Just to name a few...
 
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Robert1857

Guest
#3
Why did little Johnny's mom forbid him from watching the pirate movie?

Because, it was rated Arrrrrrrr!
 
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Robert1857

Guest
#4
What happened to the frog's car when he illegally parked?

It got toad!
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

Guest
#5
Patient -Doctor Doctor! I have terrible diaheria, I think it's heredetory!

Dr. -It can't be?!

Patient - Well it's in my jeans!
 
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Kay_Kay

Guest
#6
A blonde, a rabbi, and a man walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What is this? A joke?"

Ba-dum ching!
 
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jimmydiggs

Guest
#7
A blonde, a rabbi, and a man walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What is this? A joke?"

Ba-dum ching!
Made me smile, not quite a laugh, but I smiled.
 
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Dmurray

Guest
#8
Haha, I love stupid jokes, they make me laugh more than good jokes sometimes.
 
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marke

Guest
#9
their were two snakes out sunning together, the first snake looked at the other snake and asked, are we poisonous. The other snake replied. I don't know, why? The first snake said. I just bit my lip.
 
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Lost_sheep

Guest
#10
Alright, I'm going to tell this one, but it's gonna offend someone unless I put the disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER:

The following is a joke. It is only a joke. It does not reflect either my personal views nor the views of anyone else. It is a joke. It is satire. If you are offended by the joke, that is on you, not me.

Okay, ready?

Q: Why are medical research laboratories using Mormons instead of mice nowadays?
A: Because Mormons breed faster and you don't nearly as attached to them.

- This joke was told to me by an uncle of mine, who was a Deacon in his local Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. So, put your pitchforks down.