Corny Jokes:
What do you call a bird that get caught in airplane propeller? Shredded Tweet of course!
What kind of bird that God did not create? A Jailbird!
Why did Billy go fishing after he saw the doctor? The doctor said he had worms!
Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
What do you call*the sound a dog makes when it’s choking*on a piece of its owner’s jewelry? A diamond in the ruff.
The smell of a deli can make you crave a sandwich subconsciously.
*Someone gave me the wrong directions to a massage parlor — it rubbed me the wrong way.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.
Time flies when you throw your obnoxious alarm clock across the room.
Now reader, it's your turn for your corny jokes.
PepperJack
What do you call a bird that get caught in airplane propeller? Shredded Tweet of course!
What kind of bird that God did not create? A Jailbird!
Why did Billy go fishing after he saw the doctor? The doctor said he had worms!
Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
What do you call*the sound a dog makes when it’s choking*on a piece of its owner’s jewelry? A diamond in the ruff.
The smell of a deli can make you crave a sandwich subconsciously.
*Someone gave me the wrong directions to a massage parlor — it rubbed me the wrong way.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.
Time flies when you throw your obnoxious alarm clock across the room.
Now reader, it's your turn for your corny jokes.
PepperJack