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    Default The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    There is a corny jokes thread on here. Why someone would want to make a thread for corny jokes is beyond me. So I decided to make a Funny jokes thread. If you are a funny person then I invite you to my thread to make us laugh. If you are not funny please do not post here. Thank you.

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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    One man's corny is another man's foot problem

    What are the fastest forms of communication.

    1) Telephone
    2) Television
    3) Telewoman
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
    But when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all,
    that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Well, I think corny jokes are funny...I'll refrain from posting
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tinuviel View Post
    Well, I think corny jokes are funny...I'll refrain from posting
    Thank you for obeying the rules.

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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by phil38111 View Post
    There is a corny jokes thread on here. Why someone would want to make a thread for corny jokes is beyond me. So I decided to make a Funny jokes thread. If you are a funny person then I invite you to my thread to make us laugh. If you are not funny please do not post here. Thank you.
    First I would like to say a few words about my friend Donald Trump.

    Okay,he's not really my friend.
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    One man's corny is another man's foot problem

    What are the fastest forms of communication.

    1) Telephone
    2) Television
    3) Telewoman
    this is so funny I could sneeze
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    If you are not funny please do not post here. Thank you".

    XD that is funny do we have a funny test? I'm just kidding
    Romans 14:11 [Full Chapter]
    For it is written: “As I live, says the Lord, Every knee shall bow to Me, And every tongue shall confess to God.”

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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    hee hee hee

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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by phil38111 View Post
    There is a corny jokes thread on here. Why someone would want to make a thread for corny jokes is beyond me. So I decided to make a Funny jokes thread. If you are a funny person then I invite you to my thread to make us laugh. If you are not funny please do not post here. Thank you.

    In my most humble of humbliest opinion, Mr Phil38111, I think that you get more laugh per serving for a corny joke thread than what you would a funny joke thread. But the only way to find out is to have a contest between us. Let do 10 jokes each, and the one who gets the most comments per joke wins. And the winner gets to go to the white house after Donald Trump wins the presidency and tell him our jokes!
    That's my second most humble of humbliest opinion, that Donald will win. Are you ready for the challenge?
    PepperJack, "the who started the corny joke thread".
    P.S. The winner is going to have to make his own plans and pay his own way to the white house to see the Donald!
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by PepperJack View Post
    In my most humble of humbliest opinion, Mr Phil38111, I think that you get more laugh per serving for a corny joke thread than what you would a funny joke thread. But the only way to find out is to have a contest between us. Let do 10 jokes each, and the one who gets the most comments per joke wins. And the winner gets to go to the white house after Donald Trump wins the presidency and tell him our jokes!
    That's my second most humble of humbliest opinion, that Donald will win. Are you ready for the challenge?
    PepperJack, "the who started the corny joke thread".
    P.S. The winner is going to have to make his own plans and pay his own way to the white house to see the Donald!
    Alrightey. But I'm not funny enuff to participate. Plus I'm lazy. So I guess I will just sit and watch who wins.

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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    I shot an elephant in my pajamas last night. How he got there I'll never know..
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    Default Re: The opposite of the corny jokes thread. Funny jokes thread.

    This is funny!
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    I shot an elephant in my pajamas last night. How he got there I'll never know..

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