Skritches............for Mens Only

Skritches........ain't they the bestest? Especially back skritches!

For some time I have been hunting for one of those wooden back skritchers they make, you know, the ones with wee tiny wooden fingers and a really long handle. Made so you can reach ANY spot on your back that itches like crazy. Broke the one I had for years........and have been using the door frame as a substitute, but it just don't do it like those back skritchers.

I'm convinced that one would have to search far and wide to find something that pleases a man more than a good back skritch! Most might not admit it, but I'm convinced it's true. Well, ok, possible enjoying a nice ripe Avocado comes real close......sigh.

Wemmens been taught for years that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, and while we all appreciate a good meal, a REALLY GOOD BACK SKRITCH will top any good meal!

Yup, back skritches are a joy, one might say a blessing from God!

And, speaking of it............I happened to walk into Dollar Tree last Thursday, AND RIGHT THERE AT THE FRONT DOOR was a rack of WOODEN BACK SKRITCHERS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually considered, for just a moment buying ALL OF THEM. However, I settled for one, and oh my goodness, it has been wonderful!

Diss'in..............ooohhh.......little to the left.......no, no, down......

My wife has no need for a back skritcher 'cause she has me to do that for her. That thing looks like a kitchen utensil of some sort. Maybe a visit to our local Dollar Tree is in order to peruse the selection of implements. I'm just itching to find out what is in store for me.

You won't believe how many different kinds, sizes and shapes there really are out there in the world.

Click on this and DREAM!


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I just use the claw on my hammer. Lol

wow PR, you should come down to Florida, our DollarTree has backstratchers with
the claw and a Roller at the other end!!!...

My heart can only take so much pleasure........sigh.......so I have to limit myself to how often I use my new skritcher.

ADDICTED TO SKRITCHERS!

(good Title for a song right?)

I have one of those, but I use it to rake my garden............

They have these at the 99 Cent stores. Dollar stores have them too. I own 2 of them.

"One for each hand?"

NOTICE!

It has come to the attention of the wee elephant that some devious, rebel rousing wemmens is plotting against ussens here on the Skritchers thread. It has been said that these wemmens has gone so far as to start their very own wemmens only thread. The horror, the horror of it all!

Wee elephant takes heart in learning that some of you brave menses has invaded their rebellious thread 'n' posted all overs it. Your bravery will be remembered, songs will be sung in your honor for ages to come, and you will surely develop a deep and lasting relationship with the couch in the den. Sleep well my brave friends.

As for these plotting 'n' scheming wemmens, wee elephant is issuing a "call to arms" for all the brave menses on CC to prepare for battle!

Let 'em come! We'uns will be ready!

Even now, our Sentry is on patrol.

Could some of you men come and retrieve the poor lost souls who have entered
the women's thread. I think they got the sign on the bathroom door mixed up.


Oh and I found a proper back scatcher for you.

The Skritchers Song

Gonna do some back skritchin'
Gonna do some back skritchin'
Gonna do some back skritchin'
Back skritchin' right now

Lotta good back skritchin'
lotta good back skritchin'
lotta good back skritchin'
going on right now

Loving that back skritchin'
loving that back skritchin'
loving that back skritchin
back skritchin' right now

[video=youtube;vtvL5_6BFd8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvL5_6BFd8[/video]

Blond peeks in......Tourist is the best back skritchin husband ever.....of course I only need one....husband that is..... Runs outta the Men's only thread....really fast before they start skritchin me for sneaking in......lol

Catchy little tune.... Runs.....

You can get something for that.

Sheuns shore is fast for sech a wee thingy.......but wee elephant is purty quickly too!

skritch me back


feelze so good wee elephant be like