ain't no one tryna tell me God's got no sense of humour

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So I posted this on Facebook the other day; wanted to share it here, too :)

I swear, I've read this passage a thousand times before and never noticed now awesome it is :p
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Oh, Jesus...gotta love Him :D

What Bible passages have you read that have made you literally LOL?
 
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wwjd_kilden

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[SUP]22 [/SUP]Elijah said, “I am the only prophet of the Lord here, but there are four hundred fifty prophets of Baal. [SUP]23 [/SUP]Bring two bulls. Let the prophets of Baal choose one bull and kill it and cut it into pieces. Then let them put the meat on the wood, but they are not to set fire to it. I will prepare the other bull, putting the meat on the wood but not setting fire to it. [SUP]24 [/SUP]You prophets of Baal, pray to your god, and I will pray to the Lord. The god who answers by setting fire to his wood is the true God.” All the people agreed that this was a good idea.[SUP] 25 [/SUP]Then Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, “There are many of you, so you go first. Choose a bull and prepare it. Pray to your god, but don’t start the fire.”


[SUP]26 [/SUP]So they took the bull that was given to them and prepared it. They prayed to Baal from morning until noon, shouting “Baal, answer us!” But there was no sound, and no one answered. They danced around the altar they had built.

[SUP]27[/SUP]At noon Elijah began to make fun of them. “Pray louder!” he said. “If Baal really is a god, maybe he is thinking, or busy, or traveling! Maybe he is sleeping so you will have to wake him!
 

breno785au

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I always found this funny...

But Jesus turned and rebuked them.
Luke 9:55

Lol, I just imagine Jesus in front of them, turning around and rebuking.
 
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KoalateaHarmony

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Jesus^_^ What a guy!
 
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[SUP]22 [/SUP]Elijah said, “I am the only prophet of the Lord here, but there are four hundred fifty prophets of Baal. [SUP]23 [/SUP]Bring two bulls. Let the prophets of Baal choose one bull and kill it and cut it into pieces. Then let them put the meat on the wood, but they are not to set fire to it. I will prepare the other bull, putting the meat on the wood but not setting fire to it. [SUP]24 [/SUP]You prophets of Baal, pray to your god, and I will pray to the Lord. The god who answers by setting fire to his wood is the true God.” All the people agreed that this was a good idea.[SUP] 25 [/SUP]Then Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, “There are many of you, so you go first. Choose a bull and prepare it. Pray to your god, but don’t start the fire.”


[SUP]26 [/SUP]So they took the bull that was given to them and prepared it. They prayed to Baal from morning until noon, shouting “Baal, answer us!” But there was no sound, and no one answered. They danced around the altar they had built.

[SUP]27[/SUP]At noon Elijah began to make fun of them. “Pray louder!” he said. “If Baal really is a god, maybe he is thinking, or busy, or traveling! Maybe he is sleeping so you will have to wake him!

HA...Elijah's so sassy.
 
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Tintin

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[SUP]22 [/SUP]Elijah said, “I am the only prophet of the Lord here, but there are four hundred fifty prophets of Baal. [SUP]23 [/SUP]Bring two bulls. Let the prophets of Baal choose one bull and kill it and cut it into pieces. Then let them put the meat on the wood, but they are not to set fire to it. I will prepare the other bull, putting the meat on the wood but not setting fire to it. [SUP]24 [/SUP]You prophets of Baal, pray to your god, and I will pray to the Lord. The god who answers by setting fire to his wood is the true God.” All the people agreed that this was a good idea.[SUP] 25 [/SUP]Then Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, “There are many of you, so you go first. Choose a bull and prepare it. Pray to your god, but don’t start the fire.”


[SUP]26 [/SUP]So they took the bull that was given to them and prepared it. They prayed to Baal from morning until noon, shouting “Baal, answer us!” But there was no sound, and no one answered. They danced around the altar they had built.

[SUP]27[/SUP]At noon Elijah began to make fun of them. “Pray louder!” he said. “If Baal really is a god, maybe he is thinking, or busy, or traveling! Maybe he is sleeping so you will have to wake him!
Busy? Don't most translations say he was busy on the toilet (or something to that effect)? That used to/still cracks me up!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Busy? Don't most translations say he was busy on the toilet (or something to that effect)? That used to/still cracks me up!
I've heard people say that is what it hints at, but I never read a version that straight out said it.
 
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Tintin

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I've heard people say that is what it hints at, but I never read a version that straight out said it.
Really? Here you go. 'To turn aside' apparently means to relieve yourself. It seems some of the translations went for politeness over the raw translation from ancient Hebrew.

1 Kings 18:27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. "Shout louder!" he said. "Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened."