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Willie-T

Willie-T

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Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
 
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jennymae

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Well, shows both candidates true colors:p Two con artists trying to get their free lunch.
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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jennymae said:
Well, shows both candidates true colors:p Two con artists trying to get their free lunch.
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With one huge exception. Hillary was broke, and is getting rich stealing from us. Trump has more money than he needs, and will make slick deals with the countries we deal with to make America stable again.

That is really what he is looking for anymore... to be known as the man who brought life back to America. THAT will be his big legacy.
 
resurrection33

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Willie-T said:
With one huge exception. Hillary was broke, and is getting rich stealing from us. Trump has more money than he needs, and will make slick deals with the countries we deal with to make America stable again.

That is really what he is looking for anymore... to be known as the man who brought life back to America. THAT will be his big legacy.
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We hope .
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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resurrection33 said:
We hope .
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Yeah, I agree. But, seriously, can you honestly and realistically think of any other reason a man my age would go into politics? I mean seriously?

He doesn't need fame. Nor fortune. He has never been a dictator in his businesses... all his employees love him.... he pays women better than any other organization.

He wants to be adored by the whole country. And he cannot do that any other way except by being just the opposite of O & H, and bringing America back from the death those two are driving us toward.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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jennymae said:
Well, shows both candidates true colors:p Two con artists trying to get their free lunch.
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Here.......leme fix that for ya......

Two con artists trying to get their lunch paid for by the tax dollars of the hard working American citizens, and then tell every one how it was "free."
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Willie-T said:
Yeah, I agree. But, seriously, can you honestly and realistically think of any other reason a man my age would go into politics? I mean seriously?

He doesn't need fame. Nor fortune. He has never been a dictator in his businesses... all his employees love him.... he pays women better than any other organization.

He wants to be adored by the whole country. And he cannot do that any other way except by being just the opposite of O & H, and bringing America back from the death those two are driving us toward.
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Ego the size of the Asian Continent. Narcissistic Personality Disorder, the incessant desire to continually enrich and grow the Trump Brand are just three reasons that come to mind right off.

The rest is debatable.......and opinionated, and not really based on "solid facts," so I won't discuss them.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd NOW, he says he may JUST QUIT!

Whatta guy!
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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Willie-T said:
Yeah, I agree. But, seriously, can you honestly and realistically think of any other reason a man my age would go into politics? I mean seriously?

He doesn't need fame. Nor fortune. He has never been a dictator in his businesses... all his employees love him.... he pays women better than any other organization.

He wants to be adored by the whole country. And he cannot do that any other way except by being just the opposite of O & H, and bringing America back from the death those two are driving us toward.
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His opponents, the liberals and the press, are masters at taking what he says out of context.
 
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jennymae

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Willie-T said:
With one huge exception. Hillary was broke, and is getting rich stealing from us. Trump has more money than he needs, and will make slick deals with the countries we deal with to make America stable again.

That is really what he is looking for anymore... to be known as the man who brought life back to America. THAT will be his big legacy.
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I will have to disagree with you. I do not believe he will make America stable. Judging from what he has been saying the last couple of days, I'm literally frightened by the thought of Trump in office.
 
Willie-T

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p_rehbein said:
Here.......leme fix that for ya......

Two con artists trying to get their lunch paid for by the tax dollars of the hard working American citizens, and then tell every one how it was "free."
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You seriously think the paltry amount of money the president makes matters a hill of beans to a man as wealthy as Trump? He has always legitimately earned far more than ten politicians ever skimmed.
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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jennymae said:
I will have to disagree with you. I do not believe he will make America stable. Judging from what he has been saying the last couple of days, I'm literally frightened by the thought of Trump in office.
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And I say to simply look at his history. One of the most solid companies in existence. His name is synonymous with excellence in the building and development trade. (My trade, BTW)
 
GandalfTheWhite

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Without knowing much about American politics my guess is that DT is after power. Will he be a good leader? I hope so for the sake of all Americans because I can't see Hilary beating him. (I might have to swallow my words but this is my gestimate)
 
Willie-T

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GandalfTheWhite said:
Without knowing much about American politics my guess is that DT is after power. Will he be a good leader? I hope so for the sake of all Americans because I can't see Hilary beating him. (I might have to swallow my words but this is my gestimate)
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Unfortunately, I believe it was set long ago that Hilary will win.
 
jsr1221

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Willie-T said:
Unfortunately, I believe it was set long ago that Hilary will win.
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I wanted to like this because I unfortunately agree with you. But the thought of me liking a sentence that contains the words"Hillary, win, president " disturbs me. I've thought all along the election was already set in stone, and what people do doesn't really matter. Just look at what's happened up to this point. That's all the evidence we need, in my opinion. One thing that is getting lost in the shuffle is the fact God already knew this was going to happen. He is in control of the situation, and He will do with it what He wants. No matter what we try to do on our end, it's not going to interfere with what He already knows and has planned. He knew before. He knows the current. And He knows what's next.
 
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jennymae

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Willie-T said:
And I say to simply look at his history. One of the most solid companies in existence. His name is synonymous with excellence in the building and development trade. (My trade, BTW)
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I'm not questioning that, but I'm not sure those qualifications necessarily will make him a statesman. The impression so far is a man impersonating characters from the street life in NYC. That is not my first choice for president.
 
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