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Willie-T

Willie-T

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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
 
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Fenner

Fenner

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My security system is leaving a bunch of Legos thrown all over the floor. ;)
 
tourist

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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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Can you score a burka off ebay? Walmart didn't have any Pakistan flags but there were plenty of Syria ones. Now I need a flag pole. Gonna go to Home Depot for a pole and a bag of Quikrete. Need some string also to run up the flag. It's a matter of national security.
 
Utah

Utah

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
 
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MadParrotWoman

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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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Bloody brilliant! It would be funny if it wasn't so darned true!!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Fenner said:
My security system is leaving a bunch of Legos thrown all over the floor. ;)
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- Bactereological drone attacks?
- Poison gas via the faucet?
- What about placing lego by the enemy's bathroom door , so they can't avoid stepping on them when coming out barefoot?

-- When the weapons industry does product development there's always a point where it just becomes too inhumane
 
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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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That's...actually too true to be funny.
 
tourist

tourist

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wwjd_kilden said:
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- Bactereological drone attacks?
- Poison gas via the faucet?
- What about placing lego by the enemy's bathroom door , so they can't avoid stepping on them when coming out barefoot?

-- When the weapons industry does product development there's always a point where it just becomes too inhumane
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This is true as there is often a fine balance that must be retained for an ethical pretense when humanly possible.
 
PennEd

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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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You come with that yourself Willie?

That's Pulitzer material!
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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Have you installed the transgender bathrooms yet?
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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PennEd said:
You come with that yourself Willie?

That's Pulitzer material!
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No, that came on FB. I only come up with good ones about twice a year... and then it is usually just a recollection of something I might have read years ago.
 
PennEd

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Willie-T said:
No, that came on FB. I only come up with good ones about twice a year... and then it is usually just a recollection of something I might have read years ago.
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Thanks for sharing that! Brilliant!
 
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Willie-T said:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Isn'’t this administration great or what?
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Hotdog for sure! It's just too hot to wear a burka. lol
 
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Fenner said:
My security system is leaving a bunch of Legos thrown all over the floor. ;)
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Our security system is we're the house with peeling paint, own a 1995 Saturn, and, if you look closely at the boxes left out for recycling, ours are all about wound care. A few years ago someone did break into our car. They stole two dollars worth of quarters (for parking meters), hand sanitizer, and the tire pressure gauge. That was the good stuff. Imagine the stuff not worth taking.

In short, we have all the signs of "Nothing worth stealing there." lol
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Willie better hope Trump isn't elected. He won't be able to fly or buy.
 
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resurrection33 said:
Have you installed the transgender bathrooms yet?
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Did you hear about Target? They lost so much profit after making the bathrooms transgender, that they quietly stopped. The Christians put their money where their mouths are and Big Business changed their mind.

(I blame it on other Christians, since I never go to Target anyway.)

We can still make change without demanding the government fix it for us.
 
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Willie-T said:
No, that came on FB. I only come up with good ones about twice a year... and then it is usually just a recollection of something I might have read years ago.
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Is it a meme? (Can you copy/paste it on here?) I'd pass it along on FB myself, but if I just write that on FB without a pretty picture behind it, no one reads.
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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Is it a meme? (Can you copy/paste it on here?) I'd pass it along on FB myself, but if I just write that on FB without a pretty picture behind it, no one reads.
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No, it just came as a text message.
 
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Nuts. Tried to turn it into a meme, but it didn't fit.
 
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