A Good Night's Sleep

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Utah

Utah

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Sometimes I'll go a few days in a row where I'll wake up around 3:00am and can't get back to sleep for an hour or two. While I'm laying in bed my mind wonders; I think of God, do math equations and even enjoy imaginary adventures, yes, even at my age.

So the other night I awakened again but decided I couldn't lose another two hours of sleep, and came up with a fantastic idea. I pretended I was a liberal; my mind went blank, and I fell right to sleep. :cool:
 
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Ultimatum77

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Utah said:
Sometimes I'll go a few days in a row where I'll wake up around 3:00am and can't get back to sleep for an hour or two. While I'm laying in bed my mind wonders; I think of God, do math equations and even enjoy imaginary adventures, yes, even at my age.

So the other night I awakened again but decided I couldn't lose another two hours of sleep, and came up with a fantastic idea. I pretended I was a liberal; my mind went blank, and I fell right to sleep. :cool:
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Hahahaha, good one, it's true though that liberal minds are in their nether regions b/c that's all they seem to care about/think 24/7 and most of their social issues deal with it as well lol.....abortion, lgbt rights, porn or what they call "sexual expression/art", promiscuity/safe sex for teens.....see how my joke is not really a joke but literally reality ?? :eek:
 
Demi777

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​Brother..would you please do us all the favour and write abook with all your anti liberal quotes and stuff? I would definitely buy it!
 
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Brother Utah is the modern Solomon of anti-liberal wisdom (well minus the idolatry and 700 wives hehe ;) I love you brother Utah! You're the man and don't do pc stuff which I love that straight shooting attitude! God Bless you abundantly brother.

P.S. if you can't sleep well, depending on what meds you use, you can use melatonin natural supplements from the store to help you sleep better/longer....it's pretty effective stuff and beats Ambien any day....as far as side effects...
 
Fenner

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My mind is always blank and I'm not a liberal. I just don't like thinking. :)
 
Utah

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Demi777 said:
​Brother..would you please do us all the favour and write abook with all your anti liberal quotes and stuff? I would definitely buy it!
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There's not enough paper on Earth for the book to be written. Lol. ;)

Thank you, my dear Sister. You know, I actually do have a unique idea for a book. I've thought about writing a book, not for us who are alive today, but actually for our brethren who are alive hundreds of years from now. The book would entail a truthful look at what today's slimy, deceitful, corrupt political leaders are doing and how it will negatively impact our brethren's lives hundreds of years from now.

The name of the book would be: I'm Sorry, My Children.
 
Utah

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Ultimatum77 said:
Hahahaha, good one, it's true though that liberal minds are in their nether regions b/c that's all they seem to care about/think 24/7 and most of their social issues deal with it as well lol.....abortion, lgbt rights, porn or what they call "sexual expression/art", promiscuity/safe sex for teens.....see how my joke is not really a joke but literally reality ?? :eek:
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Thank you, my Brother. And yes, I love your wisdom. Keep bringing it always!
 
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Fenner said:
My mind is always blank and I'm not a liberal. I just don't like thinking. :)
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Remember, slow drivers in the right lane, fast drivers in the left. :)
 
Fenner

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Remember, slow drivers in the right lane, fast drivers in the left. :)
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I'm always in the right lane, putting on my makeup, catching up with friends on the phone, texting, the usual stuff. Im kidding for those who don't know my dry humor.
 
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mar09

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Utah said:
There's not enough paper on Earth for the book to be written. Lol. ;)

Thank you, my dear Sister. You know, I actually do have a unique idea for a book. I've thought about writing a book, not for us who are alive today, but actually for our brethren who are alive hundreds of years from now. The book would entail a truthful look at what today's slimy, deceitful, corrupt political leaders are doing and how it will negatively impact our brethren's lives hundreds of years from now.

The name of the book would be: I'm Sorry, My Children.
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I saw ur thread only now, but u can start writing if u havent. Your generation (us!) could still have the chance to read-)
 
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