The Gun Thread

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SovereignGrace

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Can't get 15 rounds into a revolver.
Revolvers don't jam like semi-automatics do. I can get 6-8 shots at you while you're trying to un-jam your pistol.

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#Afterlife
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maxwel

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Yeah Maxwel! And before you say anything, we'll slap a stereotypical sin on you. Just one that doesn't inhibit you from ninja watching.

Pride or wrath will do. Unnatural fornication has already been appropriated by the liberal Methodists I'm afraid.

Ok, that made me laugh really hard.

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hornetguy

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I've seen a few of them where they are in a booth or something and the rifle all but knocks them out.
Yep... if it's the same one I'm thinking of, it was an indoor (underground?) range in, I think, the UAE. The website was called something like Precision Reloading, IIRC...

They shot most of the really big rifles... they sort of "started" with the 458 Win Mag, and the 460 Weatherby, then went on to the 585 Nyati, and the 700 Nitro Express. They shot a LOT of different calibers. All of them LARGE.
 

SovereignGrace

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Can't get 15 rounds into a revolver.
I can see it now. You and I step out into the street at high noon. This town ain't big enough for both of us and leaving in a pine box is the only option. We each make a play for our guns and your draw is quicker. I am dead, in a dead-to-rights manner. Only one problem...your semi-automatic pistol that holds 15 rounds is jammed. As you are trying to fix it, I stroll up to you and empty my revolver in your carcass. Tell me how those 15 rounds were to your advantage again?

Hope you like the smell of pine. :p
 

Desdichado

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Yeah, maybe if you get some 200 dollar piece of junk.

And we have top gun Tori.

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Revolvers don't jam like semi-automatics do. I can get 6-8 shots at you while you're trying to un-jam your pistol.

#Iwin
#Youlose
#Afterlife
#Funeralcosts
 

Grandpa

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Revolvers don't jam like semi-automatics do. I can get 6-8 shots at you while you're trying to un-jam your pistol.

#Iwin
#Youlose
#Afterlife
#Funeralcosts
Keep them clean and oiled and you have no problems.

So, after our 6th shot, while you are praying that my pistol jams, I still have 9 shots to go.

Betting your life that you can reload before I can get you with 1 out of 9 doesn't seem like a good bet.

#youmustbeDreaming
#areUsure?
 

hornetguy

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Here is a video from that range...

[video=youtube;CLxMlL333_Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLxMlL333_Y[/video]
 

maxwel

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one that doesn't inhibit you from ninja watching.
Ninja watching?

How did I get stuck with that job?

That's the worst job ever.

Who ever sees a ninja coming before it's too late?

You don't mean "ninja watching", you mean "ninja bait."
 

SovereignGrace

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Keep them clean and oiled and you have no problems.

So, after our 6th shot, while you are praying that my pistol jams, I still have 9 shots to go.

Betting your life that you can reload before I can get you with 1 out of 9 doesn't seem like a good bet.

#youmustbeDreaming
#areUsure?
All I need is one shot pal. The others are just for pleasure.

#YouSTILLlose
#scentofpine
#adiosmuchacho
 

Grandpa

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Yep... if it's the same one I'm thinking of, it was an indoor (underground?) range in, I think, the UAE. The website was called something like Precision Reloading, IIRC...

They shot most of the really big rifles... they sort of "started" with the 458 Win Mag, and the 460 Weatherby, then went on to the 585 Nyati, and the 700 Nitro Express. They shot a LOT of different calibers. All of them LARGE.
Yes. That's the one.

I remember they were mostly (maybe all) middle eastern.
 

SovereignGrace

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Ninja watching?

How did I get stuck with that job?

That's the worst job ever.

Who ever sees a ninja coming before it's too late?

You don't mean "ninja watching", you mean "ninja bait."
Eat lots of carrots and pray your periphery vision is up to snuff.

#Ninjafodder
 

Desdichado

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I can see how that eye would be a disadvantage.

Ninja watching?

How did I get stuck with that job?

That's the worst job ever.

Who ever sees a ninja coming before it's too late?

You don't mean "ninja watching", you mean "ninja bait."
 

SovereignGrace

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I have laughed so much in this thread I'm crying...
 

Grandpa

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All I need is one shot pal. The others are just for pleasure.

#YouSTILLlose
#scentofpine
#adiosmuchacho
I'm more of a rifle guy.

If we are down to pistols I've done something very wrong...
 

Desdichado

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I still love handguns. Perfect for surprising the ninjas.
 

SovereignGrace

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I'm more of a rifle guy.

If we are down to pistols I've done something very wrong...
Can't see you drawing a rifle out faster than a pistol.

#youSTILLlose
#pineboxfever
#burymenowontheloneprairie
 

Desdichado

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SovereignGrace taking that one shot during one of his outdoor Baptist potlucks.

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Desdichado

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He won the award for best butter churn that year.