Things that make you say ARGH!!! - but don't seem to bother anyone else

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Yahweh_is_gracious

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What are some things that just drive you bonkers, but that other people either don't mind in the least or that they think you are off your rocker for getting upset about?

*DISCLAIMER* - This thread is intended to be light-hearted and silly.

You wanna know something that just bugs the snot out of me? Decorative shutters. Fo' reals. I mean, really? People pay money to have plastic, fake, non-functional "shutters" on the sides of the windows on the exterior of the home? For what? They don't do anything. Stupid.

Another thing that bugs me is when people drive through parking lots and pay no heed whatsoever to the designated lanes of traffic or the delineations of the parking spaces. In such a hurry that they cowpath the whole thing and drive through the parking as if "well, there's nobody there, so what's the big deal?". Ridiculous.

Turkey bacon. Just...NO.

"Whipped" products like butter, cream cheese, etc. Whipped means air has been introduced into the product. Guess what???...YOU ARE PAYING FOR AIR!!!!!!! ARGH!
 
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When people say "I'm not gonna lie, ______" (Fill in the blank). The smile on my face is sure to freeze at that point, because I can't help but think "Do you normally? What, you lie so often that you have to put a DISCLAIMER on it when you DON'T?" I realize that is not what they mean by that statement at all, but I can't help feeling like pulling my hair out every time I hear it :D
 
Eloseus

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When I get in the mood that I wanna pretend like I'm a pirate.

ARGH!
 
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That reminds me of a pirate I met at Sea World with an eye patch----I asked---how you doing---arrr--I'm still working on getting my wench to submit...
 
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That reminds me of how much guys love bacon-----even my guy dog loves bacon----I bring him some good leftovers and he still pauses and looks at me like---where's the bacon treat---- Ladies I think you could get men to treat you better with bacon---We could solve this submission thing yet...
 
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Well how about turkey anything. Turkey ham , turkey bologna, turkey burgers , what is it they had leftover turkey from thanksgiving?
Another thing why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways ?
Blessings
Bill
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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seoulsearch said:
Will I get in trouble if I confess to eating turkey bacon while reading this thread...
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Well, it's not as though I can ground you or take away your birthday, but know this:

Thou hast wounded me. Mine heart is pained greatly for thou hast eaten the fake-on.
 
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88 said:
That reminds me of a pirate I met at Sea World with an eye patch----I asked---how you doing---arrr--I'm still working on getting my wench to submit...
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Lol Argh, throw her overboard and sail ye into foreign waters matey!
 
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Miri

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Things that make me go argh

The house spiders are definately getting bigger!
I was bitten by one of these a couple of years ago. Double argh!!!


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Tinuviel

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Eloseus said:
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This is not so far from the truth in my house. My brothers have taken to using "flame-thrower" on the spiders in hard-to-get-at corners. It involves a can of bug spray or anything in a pressurized spray can, and a cigarette lighter...they tell me it is important to shut the flame off before the spray or the can might suck the fire in and explode. The funny thing is, my mom is so pleased to get rid of the spider, she doesn't mind WHAT they do. :D
 
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Tinuviel said:
This is not so far from the truth in my house. My brothers have taken to using "flame-thrower" on the spiders in hard-to-get-at corners. It involves a can of bug spray or anything in a pressurized spray can, and a cigarette lighter...they tell me it is important to shut the flame off before the spray or the can might suck the fire in and explode. The funny thing is, my mom is so pleased to get rid of the spider, she doesn't mind WHAT they do. :D
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Heh, I've done that when I was a kid. Your brothers sound all right.
 
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Bond---- James Bond..
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
What are some things that just drive you bonkers, but that other people either don't mind in the least or that they think you are off your rocker for getting upset about?

*DISCLAIMER* - This thread is intended to be light-hearted and silly.

You wanna know something that just bugs the snot out of me? Decorative shutters. Fo' reals. I mean, really? People pay money to have plastic, fake, non-functional "shutters" on the sides of the windows on the exterior of the home? For what? They don't do anything. Stupid.

Another thing that bugs me is when people drive through parking lots and pay no heed whatsoever to the designated lanes of traffic or the delineations of the parking spaces. In such a hurry that they cowpath the whole thing and drive through the parking as if "well, there's nobody there, so what's the big deal?". Ridiculous.

Turkey bacon. Just...NO.

"Whipped" products like butter, cream cheese, etc. Whipped means air has been introduced into the product. Guess what???...YOU ARE PAYING FOR AIR!!!!!!! ARGH!
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Mayonnaise.
 
Test_F_i_2_Luv

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Tinuviel said:
When people say "I'm not gonna lie, ______" (Fill in the blank). The smile on my face is sure to freeze at that point, because I can't help but think "Do you normally? What, you lie so often that you have to put a DISCLAIMER on it when you DON'T?" I realize that is not what they mean by that statement at all, but I can't help feeling like pulling my hair out every time I hear it :D
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Well, "to tell you the truth", I see your point!
 
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