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how big was the cloud that gave the most rain drops , in the time of the ark.
and if you can prove that, what date were you born.
 
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if being prudent is silent, then why is your folly not being shown. (royalscot)
 
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take your case up with the dead programmer, who were payed with human payment .
was it 30 or 40, an hour you betrayed the human race for. no matter. your will be safe in the hand of death.when your add to there numbers. etc
love you \0/ xxx
 
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Thou shalt not troll on thy forum, lest ye shall be condemned.
give chapter and verse in the bible ware troll is meantioned . your to thick to be a troll . so you must think jupeter is a planet of peace .

side note

what planet can you prove that is a friend ,with them in the milkway or beyond. how can you prove they are your friend, and what sword did you use to make peace.
 
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[h=1]Riddles[/h]Q: What has a foot but no legs?

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

Q: What comes down but never goes up?

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
 
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A: A snail

A: Nothing

A: Rain

A: A candle

A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
 
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[h=1]Mix & Match Jokes[/h]Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?

Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?

Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
 
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A: A milkshake!

A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

A: A scaredy cat!

A: A porkchop.

A: Fishsticks.

A: Frostbite!

A: A walkie talkie!

A: Swimming trunks.
 
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Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."