You Know Your a Bad Driver When__________________?

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Just a thread to point out the tread----be sweet---some people are doing their best out there... (you call that driving???) excuse me...
 
88

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Its your turn to drive the motor pool and no takes the ride...
 
88

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You drive a bus for a living and they call you the most dangerous man alive...
 
88

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Even the cops are afraid to chase you...
 
88

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Even Forest Gump and Bubba won't drive with you...
 
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mar09

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I know i am when i have the keys but do not even start the car.
 
Laish

Laish

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You go to buy car insurance and the agent says yea we heard of you.
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish

Laish

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When the radio traffic report Gives updates when you enter and exit the freeway.
Blessings
Bill
 
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Galatea

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When you go somewhere with a group of people and everyone automatically assumes that you are not going to be driving.

This is me in real life.
 
Desertsrose

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​..........you're husband hides the keys from you...........
 
88

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You keep telling people you were in England as an excuse for driving on the wrong side of the street...
 
88

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You listen for traffic--- because your eyesight is do bad (I was in Florida and was told this)...
 
Laish

Laish

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When the intersection light changes from yellow to red and you floor it while yelling torbo bost KITT.
Blessings
Bill
 
blue_ladybug

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You don't have a license..or a car..or even know how to drive.. LOL
 
BillG

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I was driving on the motorway last week when I got a call (handsfree) from my wife. She said "Be careful I've just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the motorway" I said "There's not just one there's hundreds"
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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When you go out to start the truck and all four tires go flat when you insert the key to start it HA
 
88

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Kids in your neighborhood go indoors when you get in your car...
 
Addison

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What's worse than a female driver?


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tanakh

tanakh

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The Sat Nav directs you to a Driving School
 
tanakh

tanakh

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You never get to pass 'GO' in a game of Monopoly
 
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