You Know You've Eaten Too Much When_________________?

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Be sweet------ some people love to eat------ more than others...
 

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Be sweet------ some people love to eat------ more than others...
**** people at Golden Corral stare at you...
 

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The cook at Golden Corral is glaring at you by the kitchen window...
 

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Your a guest at Thanksgiving and they say help yourself and your side of the turkey is gone...
 
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........ when you hear your scale whimper as you approach it.
 
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My shadow weighs 18 pounds

The back of my neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

The top of my pot belly is a wonderful cup holder when sitting in the chair

My blood type is beef gravy

I see "all you can eat" at the local buffet and I say "Challenge Accepted!"

I like a number 19 at McDonalds. That is three #6 and a #1. Diet coke though because I don't need the extra calories.
 

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​When you already know that today is national Frozen Food and White Chocolate Cheesecake day without even needing to look at a calendar.
 

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My shadow weighs 18 pounds

The back of my neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

The top of my pot belly is a wonderful cup holder when sitting in the chair

My blood type is beef gravy

I see "all you can eat" at the local buffet and I say "Challenge Accepted!"

I like a number 19 at McDonalds. That is three #6 and a #1. Diet coke though because I don't need the extra calories.
***wise decision on the Diet Coke...
 

Huglife

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when you match the discription in weird al yankorvic's parady of bad: fat
 

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Five major Buffets have you on the banned list...
 

88

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People stare at you and look frightened...
 

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Your best friend owns a fast food restaurant and he talks to you about your reserved table...
 

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When it comes back out the same way it went in
 

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People confuse your stomach with the bottomless pit in Revelation 9:1...
 

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When you retire you live in the back room at Baskin Robbins...
 

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The guy who eats 38 hotdogs on Coney Island calls you "the man"....