Denominational Jokes?

I'll admit Im not so good with the nerd humor Math was never my strong point. It is interesting to note that religion tends to make some people feel superior, totally against what Jesus taught. I wonder why that is? It seems to go across all denominations and belief systems,even atheists as the joke pointed out.We really are odd creatures.

The difference between Catholics and Baptists (in regards to liquor) is that Catholics will actually acknowledge each other at the liquor store.

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Denomination?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Denomination?" "Lutheran." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Denomination?" "Presbyterian." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Church of Christ folks are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."

Originally this joke used Baptists as the room 8 folks, but I always heard it as the C of C folks....

Why are Jehovah Witnesses safe during an earthquake?

They're always in a doorway.

A rabbi, a priest, and a pastor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

whats the difference between Baptist and Catholics?
Catholics say hi to each other in the liquor store.