You Know Your Stretching the Truth When________________________?

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Be Sweet---- some people have a hard time telling the truth.. You Know Your Stretching the Truth When____________?
 
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It hits you in the face like a broken rubber band...
 
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Even your dog gives you a weird look...
 
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Louie, the biggest liar in Jersey doesn' t trust ya...
 
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When you are constantly checking to see if your pants are on fire.
 
bingbing

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When you know that truth can be stretched. :mad:
 
maxwel

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You know you're stretching the truth when...


What an absurd proposition.

I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
seed_time_harvest

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When alternative facts Is an acceptable option In your mind.
 
Willie-T

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You Know Your Stretching the Truth When the majority of people here agree with what you said. (Or maybe that's when you know you are wrong.)
 
Huglife

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when You dont even understand what is coming out of your mouth
 
Laish

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You have to bring out a dictionary to find out what the definition of is ,is .
Blessings
Bill
 
Huglife

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Laish said:
You have to bring out a dictionary to find out what the definition of is ,is .
Blessings
Bill
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You know, I hate it when I look up a word in the dictionary, and the deffintion uses a word you dont know, and then you have to go and look up that word
 
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When you have to cut funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
 
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Huglife said:
You know, I hate it when I look up a word in the dictionary, and the deffintion uses a word you dont know, and then you have to go and look up that word
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Oh yeah, I can relate....it can literally take me an hour to read a page. Sometimes in the news forum I find myself doing that, first thing that goes thru my mind is why do they have to use such big words? Lol
 
Laish

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When Pinocchio asks you for your autograph.
Blessings
Bill
 
WineRose

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I'm so sweet that I became a sweet myself.



This is a selfie of myself, as proof that I am being (a) sweet. And no, you may not eat or lick me.

Anyway...

When even pathological liars and murderers give you strange looks of pure confusion.
 
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When everybody and everyone Likes You, Loves You, and Adores You.
 
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