Things people say that make you question their sanity

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Blain

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Ever dealt with that besides dealing with me? I did just today, i was looking up movie clips on youtube for my posting of jim carry and the guy that posted the movie clip said no offense but this movie is amazing. I said to myself in what way was I supposed to be offended by that?
 

Huglife

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well... sometimes I see people that are so stupid that I honestly think they are joking.


and then come to the realization that there not
 
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Tinuviel

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True story. I raise cows, and someone just out of high school once asked me: "so...let me get this straight, are the cows the only ones that give the milk, or do the bulls give it too?" She was serious! I couldn't tell if I should laugh or cry. You wouldn't believe how many questions I've gotten that aren't thought out.
 
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Galatea

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Anyone who says they enjoy listening to rap music. It makes me wonder if they have a screw loose or maybe just a tin ear.
 

WineRose

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One of my friends once told me that she likes watching "Hentai". (No, I'm not gonna say what that means as it would probably get me in trouble with the admins. All I can say is...it's a type of anime. Google it if you are curious)

...Buuuut she has stated several months later that she has never touched anime before :/
 
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People that say ain't,ain't a word.What.

People that say you know what I mean a lot.I went to the store,and got a gallon of milk,you know what I mean,as if you have to be a rocket scientist to comprehend.

And people that pass off common sense as if it is high intelligence.

It does not question my sanity,but I wanted to post it anyway.
 
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Galatea

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People that say ain't,ain't a word.What.

People that say you know what I mean a lot.I went to the store,and got a gallon of milk,you know what I mean,as if you have to be a rocket scientist to comprehend.

And people that pass off common sense as if it is high intelligence.

It does not question my sanity,but I wanted to post it anyway.
Since it does not question your sanity, does that mean you say the above things?
 
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Tinuviel

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Anyone who says they enjoy listening to rap music. It makes me wonder if they have a screw loose or maybe just a tin ear.
I know right?? Ishta...no.
 

G00WZ

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Hang out with me for a while and you'll find yourself doing this a lot.
 

Blain

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LOL you guys are hilarious I needed a good laugh tonight XD

I was asked once when people milk the cows are they actually molesting them? the only thing I could was .............No
 
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Tinuviel

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LOL you guys are hilarious I needed a good laugh tonight XD

I was asked once when people milk the cows are they actually molesting them? the only thing I could was .............No
LOL, that's the only answer to that...oh my. I haven't heard that one :p.
 

KALYNA18

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This is why I'm spending much time posting and encrypting pictures and my daily journals on the p.c.. A lot of pictures in the recent years, of just that. ha ha. computor doing a good storing job. Oooooooh Yeahhhhhhh. :honestly your threads are the most beneficial. and Ty. :)
 
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True story. I raise cows, and someone just out of high school once asked me: "so...let me get this straight, are the cows the only ones that give the milk, or do the bulls give it too?" She was serious! I couldn't tell if I should laugh or cry. You wouldn't believe how many questions I've gotten that aren't thought out.
Hubby was telling me a couple of "while I was in the hospital" stories about Long-Tall Sally.

Now Long-Tall Sally isn't really the nurse's name, but he gave her that name because she was... well, long legged, tall, and could have been a model. But she was going for her RN license, and her job was taking residents at the nursing home across the street to the hospital for appointments.

Which means, she and hubby had to wait for transports, and it was nice out, so they waited outside.

Outside, under a mulberry tree the first time. And John was just given the green light to eat, plus mulberries are delicious, so he picked a few and started eating them.

Sally: How you know they aren't poisonous?

John: Because it's a mulberry and I've eaten them before?

Sally: Yeah, but how you know that?

John shrugs. She picks one.

Sally: What are these things?

John: Seeds.

Sally: How you know that?

John shrugs.

Sally: So if I put this in the ground another tree grows?

John: Theoretically. (Points to ground.) Obviously not all the time though.

Sally: How you know that?

Now mind you, she has graduated high school, already had three semesters of college, and nursing really is in the science side of a college degree.


And then when they were waiting for the bus at the nursing home, there was a rose bush next to them, and she picked him a rose. That's it. Just the rose. No stem.

(He liked my bouquets better. lol)
 
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LOL you guys are hilarious I needed a good laugh tonight XD

I was asked once when people milk the cows are they actually molesting them? the only thing I could was .............No
After college, my roommates got married and lived on a dairy farm. (He was a cop, she, a teacher, but they got the gardener's house for milking the 50 cows each day.) And they asked if I wanted to milk cows. Of course! Who doesn't want to try it once?

My first lesson was Jupiter, the bull. The prize bull. The best breeding bull at that time in the state of NJ.

Lesson 1: That thing between Jupiter's hind legs says, "Do NOT milk me."
:rolleyes:
 

mailmandan

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True story. I raise cows, and someone just out of high school once asked me: "so...let me get this straight, are the cows the only ones that give the milk, or do the bulls give it too?" She was serious! I couldn't tell if I should laugh or cry. You wouldn't believe how many questions I've gotten that aren't thought out.
Do some people (who must be really bored) actually go cow tipping or is that something made up?

 
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Tinuviel

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Do some people (who must be really bored) actually go cow tipping or is that something made up?

In my limited experience with cows, this is something absolutely nobody who knows anything about cows would ever do. Maybe something the city cousins would do when they came over, and maybe something you'd dare the crop-farmers son to do, but not a dairy farm thing. :p
 
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People that say ain't,ain't a word.What.

People that say you know what I mean a lot.I went to the store,and got a gallon of milk,you know what I mean,as if you have to be a rocket scientist to comprehend.

And people that pass off common sense as if it is high intelligence.

It does not question my sanity,but I wanted to post it anyway.
Nomesane ?
 
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In my limited experience with cows, this is something absolutely nobody who knows anything about cows would ever do. Maybe something the city cousins would do when they came over, and maybe something you'd dare the crop-farmers son to do, but not a dairy farm thing. :p
My country cousins, who were drunk at the time, claimed they did. But they never gave details on how that turned out.

Now I know why.
 

Demi777

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1."im a trans"
2. "you can choose your own gender
these two... they make me question ppls sanity and makes me wanna leave earth lol
 

Blain

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I'm not gay but I am a women trapped in a mans body. ........ What?