Things people say that make you question their sanity

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Huglife

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WineRose said:
One of my friends once told me that she likes watching "Hentai". (No, I'm not gonna say what that means as it would probably get me in trouble with the admins. All I can say is...it's a type of anime. Google it if you are curious)

...Buuuut she has stated several months later that she has never touched anime before :/
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lol reminds me when one of my friends said that she enjoyed watching Manga
 
Socreta93

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"Happy Mothers Day to all the genders that identify as mothers"

"Supposedly if you listen to rap music, you're foolish"
 
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Socreta93

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"Pizza with ketchup tastes good"
 
Huglife

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*I want my first daughter to be a girl"

"This buetifull Earth is now officiallt 2017 years old. #Amazing"

See, this is why I am not on Facebook.
 
Magenta

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Tinuviel said:
True story. I raise cows, and someone just out of high school once asked me: "so...let me get this straight, are the cows the only ones that give the milk, or do the bulls give it too?" She was serious! I couldn't tell if I should laugh or cry. You wouldn't believe how many questions I've gotten that aren't thought out.
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Heh, that is pretty... hilarious :D It reminds me of when I
would tell people that I had a twin brother, and some people
would ask if we were identical twins :eek::mad::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I cannot tell you what I said to them in return. Suffice to say, I let them
know I thought their question ridiculous given that I am female and my
brother is a male, and therefore there is no way we could be identical :)
 
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Magenta said:
Heh, that is pretty... hilarious :D It reminds me of when I
would tell people that I had a twin brother, and some people
would ask if we were identical twins :eek::mad::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I cannot tell you what I said to them in return. Suffice to say, I let them
know I thought their question ridiculous given that I am female and my
brother is a male, and therefore there is no way we could be identical :)
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I've heard that too! It drives me insane lol.
 
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"And then he was like, and then I was all like, but then he was like, and then I was like, but like, and then like"

Hearing that in a conversation makes me seethe. [insert non-CC-appropriate Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction quote here]
 
Willie-T

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Magenta said:
Heh, that is pretty... hilarious :D It reminds me of when I
would tell people that I had a twin brother, and some people
would ask if we were identical twins :eek::mad::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I cannot tell you what I said to them in return. Suffice to say, I let them
know I thought their question ridiculous given that I am female and my
brother is a male, and therefore there is no way we could be identical :)
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Well, the way the Dims are pushing it...... it might not be long before that might be a legitimate question.
 
Willie-T

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
"And then he was like, and then I was all like, but then he was like, and then I was like, but like, and then like"

Hearing that in a conversation makes me seethe. [insert non-CC-appropriate Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction quote here]
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Like.... I know.
 
Huglife

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
"And then he was like, and then I was all like, but then he was like, and then I was like, but like, and then like"

Hearing that in a conversation makes me seethe. [insert non-CC-appropriate Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction quote here]
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SAY WHAT AGAIN!! :cool:
 
Socreta93

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Sadly I seen grown men saying Sons Of Anarchy was a good show geared towards alpha males
 
Blain

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When people say dude or bro way way to much in everything they say lol
 
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When they say: It wasn't me Ma'am, I promise...lol.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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...when people say "literally" but actually mean "figuratively" yet don't know they are saying the wrong thing, giving the wrong message in the things they say.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
...when people say "literally" but actually mean "figuratively" yet don't know they are saying the wrong thing, giving the wrong message in the things they say.
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That's literally correct in a figuratively way...or vice versa.
 
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