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joefizz

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the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

"Ever had a Taco"???
 

Tommy379

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Jan 12, 2016
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the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

"Ever had a Taco"???
It's always toco Tuesday at my house.

Have you ever been arrested?
 
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joefizz

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me misspellings hinges!!

where do you find eggs??
 
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The muffin man!!

what has a secret???
I am really good at keeping secrets.

Now, who is what? I would think the question is 'Who has a secret', not 'what has a secret'. But again, who is what?
 

Demi777

Senior Member
Oct 13, 2014
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it must be the secret....

when did you last scrub your feet
 
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joefizz

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#12
when they weren't clean!

who is your favorite fictional character besides scrat???
 

WineRose

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Jan 3, 2017
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In my opinion, Donald Trump is 10/10 best anime character ever.

What did the toaster say to the sperm whale at the National Park?
 
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JayBlue

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Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


What kind of person can bite a shark?
 
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JoDel

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#15
Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


What kind of person can bite a shark?
One with fish lips.
Who left toast crumbs is the butter dish?
 
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Depleted

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#16
The crumb in the next room.

When is Sister Day?
 
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joefizz

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#17
when I say sorry to sis for pestering her.

what's the difference between a piano and a fish????
 
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Tinuviel

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#20
someone who is not me!!!

why do doughnuts have holes and doughnut holes not have holes??
The same reason there are democrats in the world. Illogical.

Why are cats never brown, but dogs are never orange?