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    Default ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

    "Ever had a Taco"???
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

    "Ever had a Taco"???
    It's always toco Tuesday at my house.

    Have you ever been arrested?

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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    It's always toco Tuesday at my house.

    Have you ever been arrested?
    just for losing my marbles!

    Ever melt some cheese??
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    just for losing my marbles!

    Ever melt some cheese??
    No, but I've cut some.

    Ew, what's that smell?
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    No, but I've cut some.

    Ew, what's that smell?
    elephants at the Zoo!!

    Ever flew off the hinges??
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    elephants at the Zoo!!

    Ever flew off the himges??
    Don't know what himges are.

    What are himges?
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    Thomas Cranmer

    "A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats."

    Charles Spurgeon

    “The chief danger that confronts the coming century will be religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God, heaven without hell.”

    William Booth

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    me misspellings hinges!!

    where do you find eggs??
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    me misspellings hinges!!

    where do you find eggs??
    Under the easter bunny.

    Hey, who stole my car?
    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    Thomas Cranmer

    "A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats."

    Charles Spurgeon

    “The chief danger that confronts the coming century will be religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God, heaven without hell.”

    William Booth

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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    Under the easter bunny.

    Hey, who stole my car?
    The muffin man!!

    what has a secret???
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    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    The muffin man!!

    what has a secret???
    I am really good at keeping secrets.

    Now, who is what? I would think the question is 'Who has a secret', not 'what has a secret'. But again, who is what?
    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    Thomas Cranmer

    "A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats."

    Charles Spurgeon

    “The chief danger that confronts the coming century will be religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God, heaven without hell.”

    William Booth

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    it must be the secret....

    when did you last scrub your feet
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    when they weren't clean!

    who is your favorite fictional character besides scrat???
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    In my opinion, Donald Trump is 10/10 best anime character ever.

    What did the toaster say to the sperm whale at the National Park?
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

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    Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


    What kind of person can bite a shark?
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by JayBlue View Post
    Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


    What kind of person can bite a shark?
    One with fish lips.
    Who left toast crumbs is the butter dish?
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    The crumb in the next room.

    When is Sister Day?
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    when I say sorry to sis for pestering her.

    what's the difference between a piano and a fish????
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    when I say sorry to sis for pestering her.

    what's the difference between a piano and a fish????
    You can't tuna fish.

    Who smoked the tuna?
    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    Thomas Cranmer

    "A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats."

    Charles Spurgeon

    “The chief danger that confronts the coming century will be religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God, heaven without hell.”

    William Booth

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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    You can't tuna fish.

    Who smoked the tuna?
    someone who is not me!!!

    why do doughnuts have holes and doughnut holes not have holes??
    God I am but your servant to command have your holy spirit have me speak truth!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    Jesus your sacrifice is worth more than everyone's works.
    satan ye vile tempter seek me as your target and I'll be waiting with a bible in hand,a song in my heart,and truth ringing in your ears forever.
    Derail,randomness and humor=Joefizz the king of fizzy randomness.


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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    someone who is not me!!!

    why do doughnuts have holes and doughnut holes not have holes??
    The same reason there are democrats in the world. Illogical.

    Why are cats never brown, but dogs are never orange?
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