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    Default ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

    "Ever had a Taco"???
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    the rules of this thread are simple ask funny questions and give funny answers,to start off I'll ask a funny question!!!

    "Ever had a Taco"???
    It's always toco Tuesday at my house.

    Have you ever been arrested?

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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy379 View Post
    It's always toco Tuesday at my house.

    Have you ever been arrested?
    just for losing my marbles!

    Ever melt some cheese??
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    just for losing my marbles!

    Ever melt some cheese??
    No, but I've cut some.

    Ew, what's that smell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    No, but I've cut some.

    Ew, what's that smell?
    elephants at the Zoo!!

    Ever flew off the hinges??
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    elephants at the Zoo!!

    Ever flew off the himges??
    Don't know what himges are.

    What are himges?
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    me misspellings hinges!!

    where do you find eggs??
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    me misspellings hinges!!

    where do you find eggs??
    Under the easter bunny.

    Hey, who stole my car?
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    Under the easter bunny.

    Hey, who stole my car?
    The muffin man!!

    what has a secret???
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    The muffin man!!

    what has a secret???
    I am really good at keeping secrets.

    Now, who is what? I would think the question is 'Who has a secret', not 'what has a secret'. But again, who is what?
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    it must be the secret....

    when did you last scrub your feet
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    when they weren't clean!

    who is your favorite fictional character besides scrat???
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    In my opinion, Donald Trump is 10/10 best anime character ever.

    What did the toaster say to the sperm whale at the National Park?
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    Royal Queen of the candy apple dinosaurs.

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    Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


    What kind of person can bite a shark?
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by JayBlue View Post
    Well you must be a fish out of water. Have some toast.


    What kind of person can bite a shark?
    One with fish lips.
    Who left toast crumbs is the butter dish?
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    The crumb in the next room.

    When is Sister Day?
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    when I say sorry to sis for pestering her.

    what's the difference between a piano and a fish????
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    when I say sorry to sis for pestering her.

    what's the difference between a piano and a fish????
    You can't tuna fish.

    Who smoked the tuna?
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    Instead of telling them God has a wonderful plan for their life - tell them who God is.
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    You can't tuna fish.

    Who smoked the tuna?
    someone who is not me!!!

    why do doughnuts have holes and doughnut holes not have holes??
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    Default Re: ask a funny random question and give a funny answer!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    someone who is not me!!!

    why do doughnuts have holes and doughnut holes not have holes??
    The same reason there are democrats in the world. Illogical.

    Why are cats never brown, but dogs are never orange?
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