The New Troll Thread

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joefizz

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[FONT=q_serif]The ocean is slipping into space! It's just not slipping very far. The ocean does "pile up" on the sides of continents, thanks to the Earth's rotation. But it only piles up a few meters, which is a really good thing. Gravity holds the water down, and in this case gravitation is more than sufficiently strong to hold back the inertia of the moving water[/FONT]
so when piles of laundry stack up on one side of the earth...
 

BillG

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#42
so when piles of laundry stack up on one side of the earth...
It tips over and can be assured there will be odd socks floating around in space
 

Fenner

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#43
In an everyone because I enjoy talking to myself, and I'm to lazy to read the whole thread.
 
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Tabitha4thelord

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#44
It tips over and can be assured there will be odd socks floating around in space
Oh my goodness
this sounds like a dream I once had...lol
 

BillG

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Oh my goodness
this sounds like a dream I once had...lol
Glad it's only a dream, it's my reality.

My kids bought me sock that had days of the week, and the days are difference colours.

This morning my left leg thought it was Thursday and my right let though it was Tuesday.
 

Christian71

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I ban you for not banning me.
Well since everyone is banning everyone else on here... In Southern California I drove through the City of Banning and I wasn't banned driving through or banned coming back... If you were a resident of Banning, wouldn't you be banned for living there?... Brother Glen
 

stonesoffire

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I ban BillG for confusing feet. We'll never know which day it is..grr..
 
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joefizz

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#52
I ban stones of fire for growling!!!!
 

WineRose

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#53
I ban the person above me for talking about things other than banning on a thread that is all about banning.
 

J0Hnnatcc3

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#54
I hereby ban this thread because it is bedonkulous. Jk (infear of getting banned):rolleyes:
 
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joefizz

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#55
I hereby ban this thread because it is bedonkulous. Jk (infear of getting banned):rolleyes:
no no it's Ridonkulous,just for trying to state unreal words,you are banned to the couch of potato!!!
 

J0Hnnatcc3

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no no it's Ridonkulous,just for trying to state unreal words,you are banned to the couch of potato!!!

Come on man, don't you think that's a little strict. Yeah, too strict- someone should ban this guy...
 
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joefizz

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#57
Come on man, don't you think that's a little strict. Yeah, too strict- someone should ban this guy...
well since you passed up your opportunity to ban me,you are banned to the couch of potato with a health shake!
 

J0Hnnatcc3

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well since you passed up your opportunity to ban me,you are banned to the couch of potato with a health shake!
I think not! I ban you to Anna's Banana Cabana! There.
 
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Galatea

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I ban you for putting fences on the beach.