The New Troll Thread

[EarnestQ]

I ban the person above me for being mean to small animals.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

i revoke the ban power of the person below me

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for being against the freedom to ban.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I ban the person above me, the person above her, and all other people on this website. I ban them because they are them, and I have the power to ban them. My ban hammer is labeled BFH-9000, and everyone is getting whacked with it.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for not banning only the person above him *Uses the BFH-9000.0000001 ban hammer*

 

[Conversationand]

I ban WineRose for using incremental version control updates on the ban hammer... Instead of a ban hammer I use music. (bans that make her dance)

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me because I don't dance *chases Conversationand with the ban lightsaber*

 

[J0Hnnatcc3]

I ban the user above me for being mean to babies.

He started it.
I ban the Galatea for putting one of my favorite Bible Verses in red. Jesus didn't directly say what is Phi 1:6 (Jesus' words in red) it was Paul.

 

[Galatea]

He started it.
I ban the Galatea for putting one of my favorite Bible Verses in red. Jesus didn't directly say what is Phi 1:6 (Jesus' words in red) it was Paul.

I ban the user above me for not banning the user above him and for not realizing that the color pink is the color pink and not the color red.

 

[JayBlue]

I ban the person above me, because they mentioned the color red and not the color blue.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for mentioning the color blue, and not yellow.

 

[joefizz]

I ban this dot . because it stands out!

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me due to the fact that the username 'this dot' cannot be found in our database.

 

[joefizz]

I ban the person above me for claiming that they can look into the Christian Chat data base for user names!

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for questioning my technology skills.

 

[Galatea]

I ban the person above me for anime, this is all.

 

[CaptainGoat]

(Did someone mention trolls? I am a solution to that!
TRIP TRAP, TRIP TRAP, Big CaptainGoat is on the bridge! )

 

[Galatea]

(Did someone mention trolls? I am a solution to that!
TRIP TRAP, TRIP TRAP, Big CaptainGoat is on the bridge! )

I ban the user above me for not banning me, and for not being called Billy to match the story the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for hating on anime...again...

 

[Galatea]

I ban the person above me for interpreting my lack of interest in Anime as hate.