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hornetguy

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#21
Today's Lunch Menu;

Chipped Road kill on toast.
Galiano and beer.
The only galiano I've ever had was in a drink called a "flaming orgy".... galiano and everclear.... waitress lights it on fire at the table, you blow it out and chug it. I think it came in a skinny cordial glass... but I don't remember for sure.... :eek:

tales from a mis-spent youth....lol not proud of it, but it is what it is....
 

Blain

The Word Weaver
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#22
This guy gets it funny-games-family-guy.jpg
 

BillG

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#24
why would you add a bourbon to a perfectly good single malt, or a beer. ew!

;)
I like bourbon more than single malt (ps don't tell Scottish family that)
 

BillG

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#25
stand a chance at WHAT? Being girlish? Ok by me....

(says the guy who watches chick-flicks, enjoys musicals, and loves to cook)

I also don't follow sports, and I detest the term "man-cave"....

dang, I guess I AM a girl.... :cool:
Do you cook in your high heels
 
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BeyondET

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#28
I used to have a man cave. It's now a 3 daughters and mum cave where we can annoy dad and watch what we want on his T.V.
Ahhh it's the Dad life. :)

[video=youtube;DOKuSQIJlog]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOKuSQIJlog[/video]
 

HoneyDew

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#30
Looks around this place could use some curtains.

 
Apr 30, 2016
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#31
My my my. Put a label on the door, men only, and women barge in and claim the
place.

I love women and their expression, but guys are actually different and sometimes
it is good when they get to be together.

And guys have a serious problem. They find it so difficult to admit they actually
have emotions, it is like they lose them along the way and forget which pocket they
are meant to be in, and women run circles round them, and never wonder why.

I have 1 son and 2 girls. My son was born interested in clocks, trucks, planes,
engines and how they worked.

My daughters were born to react and emotionally empathise and manipulate.
It was not something they needed to be taught, it came built in.

So aged 4, they would adopt real babies and be their mother, take full responsibility
and sort everything out. One daughter would spend 4 hours playing with her barbies
and all their traumatic relationships, break ups, reunions, parties, boyfriends etc.
Now they are grown up, they live it for real.

As guys we do not stand a chance. Well actually that is not true, if we put effort
in and study what we need to do and how. But for us it is a choice.
Hey PJ

At least you're smart and know you haven't got a chance.

Some guys STILL don't know it !!

Now tell me...
Should I leave???
 
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Allen, please accept my apologies for invading the thread. i followed Fran in because she's funny. :)

*bows out

ps- BET has a song for everything. :D
Atta Girl.

Blame me.
Smarty...


Anyway, don't ever apologize.
Do what you want to do and then ask for forgiveness.

BTW, THIS is NOT biblical !!
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#34
I'd like a large order of biscuits with sausage gravy. 2 hard scrambled eggs, hash-brown potatoes, and wheat toast with butter. Hold the hooch because I am a recovering alcoholic after all, but I'd sure like a cup of strong coffee, and I think I'd also like a small glass of grapefruit juice.

Thank you muchly.
 
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BeyondET

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#35
Allen, please accept my apologies for invading the thread. i followed Fran in because she's funny. :)

*bows out

ps- BET has a song for everything. :D
Hahaha hey how did you know. :eek:

[video=youtube;F4sNi2PUiWM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4sNi2PUiWM[/video]
 

hornetguy

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#36
I'd like a large order of biscuits with sausage gravy. 2 hard scrambled eggs, hash-brown potatoes, and wheat toast with butter. Hold the hooch because I am a recovering alcoholic after all, but I'd sure like a cup of strong coffee, and I think I'd also like a small glass of grapefruit juice.

Thank you muchly.
Sounds like something Granpa Jones would say in Hee Haw....

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AllenW

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#37
I'd like a large order of biscuits with sausage gravy. 2 hard scrambled eggs, hash-brown potatoes, and wheat toast with butter. Hold the hooch because I am a recovering alcoholic after all, but I'd sure like a cup of strong coffee, and I think I'd also like a small glass of grapefruit juice.

Thank you muchly.
I think you might want to go to that Lady Blue bug place across the street.
 
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Miri

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#38
Can I suggest some decor for the man cafe. :p

 

BillG

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Feb 15, 2017
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#39
Hey PJ

At least you're smart and know you haven't got a chance.

Some guys STILL don't know it !!

Now tell me...
Should I leave???
Not until you've done the dishes after cooking a meal.