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Willie-T

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Never trust an ATOM..... they make up everything.
 
Corbinscam

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Solid advice.


Eve isn't overly trust worthy either.
 
RickyZ

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Never trust a rug ... all they do is lie
 
Desertsrose

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Don't ever trust a dull pencil because it's pointless.
 
Desertsrose

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
 
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What is an ATOM?... an atom.... like with protons?
 
Jimbone

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WineRose said:
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What to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. ;) Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can. :p
 
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Willie-T said:
Never trust an ATOM..... they make up everything.
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Yea not even the so called atomic clock, it's supposed to be the most accurate way to tell time, yet that all hinges on the temperature of the atom, colder atoms flicker slower and hotter ones flicker faster. lol
 
notmyown

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Jimbone said:
What to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. ;) Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can. :p
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the word is overused, but i hope you know you're an inspiration.

a living testimony to the goodness of God. :)
 
Jimbone

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notmyown said:
the word is overused, but i hope you know you're an inspiration.

a living testimony to the goodness of God. :)
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Well thank you, and of course you know all glory goes to God and it's only by His power a guy like me could ever be considered such a thing, but this comment made my day, thank you so much. :)
 
Willie-T

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Jimbone said:
Want to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. ;) Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can. :p
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We used to belong to a MC Club, and we would sometimes play games to break the ice. One was a contest (men vs. men and women vs. women) to see who could put a pillowcase on a pillow the fastest. Of the men, I beat everyone, hands down, with a 3 second time. Some of the men never did figure out how to do it.
 
Jimbone

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Willie-T said:
We used to belong to a MC Club, and we would sometimes play games to break the ice. One was a contest (men vs. men and women vs. women) to see who could put a pillowcase on a pillow the fastest. Of the men, I beat everyone, hands down, with a 3 second time. Some of the men never did figure out how to do it.
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It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest. :D
 
RickyZ

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Back to the op...

Never expect a knot to be on time ... it's always tied up.
 
RickyZ

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That's what they taught us when we were kids. Nowadays there are much smaller things, aren't there?
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They are now studying the sub-atomic particles that make up an atom.

But their study is seriously flawed. These colliders they are using, it's like trying to figure out what parts make up a car by smashing two of them together then studying the parts strewn across the road.


WHICH brings up the next bit of wisdom:

Don't believe what colliders tell you, because they're always smashed ;)
 
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