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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbone View Post
    It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest.
    I can never find the holes for my arms and head to fit through!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desertsrose View Post
    Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
    Sounds like you have experienced that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbone View Post
    It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest.
    Have you ever tried to put a body pillow into it's case?
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    To be honest, for some people an all-in-one laxative and sedative is an answer to prayer
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    Quote Originally Posted by J7 View Post
    To be honest, for some people an all-in-one laxative and sedative is an answer to prayer
    Those would be the people who are too pooped to pop?
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    looool

    They are those for whom death and diarrohea are one and the same: a blessed relief

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    One thing you CAN trust is your TV ... it's been pretty well screened

    badump-bump ting!
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    If you're feeling a little cold, just stand in the corner for a bit.

    They're usually around 90 degrees
    An Asian who eats rice. :/

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
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    And if you're hot stand in front of a peep-hole ... they're I-see! (icy)
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Don't ever Lie about anything
    he truth will find you out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_1 View Post
    Amen Sister!
    This Is the Truth
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    He who runs after car gets exhausted.

    My dad was the greatest dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you, Dad..

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    Who owns this site? Why is it bad to have fun?? And where is Harpy Eagle ??



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    if a Christian's arms get tied up, they can just wing it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldethennew View Post
    if a Christian's arms get tied up, they can just wing it...
    ...on a wing and a prayer.
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    M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

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    Mind over matter. If you don't mind, it does'nt matter.
    "Only a person who risks is free"

    "Honor God, eat, play, laugh"

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    Don't expect to get much work out of a wheel. They're always tired.
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    On the other hand, wheels make good comedians, because they're on a roll.

    (Sandwiches too)
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickyZ View Post
    Don't expect to get much work out of a wheel. They're always tired.
    Especially those in a hamster wheel.
    M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

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    Stay away from vacuums they suck
    My life's testimony seems to have helped many people so I am going to put it here http://christianchat.com/testimonies...-new-post.html

    When the hearts of God and a child of his make that special intimate connection a wondrous power is born and a flame ignites that can never be put out

    Jesus knew more than anyone of us-Love hurts

    The strongest among you may not wear a crown

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