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    Never trust an ATOM..... they make up everything.
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    Solid advice.


    Eve isn't overly trust worthy either.

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    Never trust a rug ... all they do is lie

    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Wizard of the holy teriyaki sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    On the extremely rare occasions that I get asked to make a bed I pretend to be a T Rex.
    I generally get relieved of my duty quickly.

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    Don't ever trust a dull pencil because it's pointless.

    He has told you, O man, what is good;

    And what does the Lord require of you
    But to do justice, to love kindness,
    And to walk humbly with your God?
    Micah 6:8




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    Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
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    He has told you, O man, what is good;

    And what does the Lord require of you
    But to do justice, to love kindness,
    And to walk humbly with your God?
    Micah 6:8




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    What is an ATOM?... an atom.... like with protons?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TemporaryCircumstances View Post
    What is an ATOM?... an atom.... like with protons?
    Yes. ..........
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    Strange people in this thread
    So many try to qualify the promises that I've made
    To twist the gift into some kind of trade
    But grace bears no allowance
    For your works to make your way
    Be not afraid
    Your price is paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by TemporaryCircumstances View Post
    What is an ATOM?... an atom.... like with protons?
    Yeah, but not to be confused with carbohydrates.
    M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    What to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can.
    Mat 5:30

    "If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell."


    I find this to be very true because, God used me losing all function in my right arm after a motorcycle wreak to lead me to Himself, Truth, and Salvation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    Never trust an ATOM..... they make up everything.
    Yea not even the so called atomic clock, it's supposed to be the most accurate way to tell time, yet that all hinges on the temperature of the atom, colder atoms flicker slower and hotter ones flicker faster. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbone View Post
    What to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can.
    the word is overused, but i hope you know you're an inspiration.

    a living testimony to the goodness of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by notmyown View Post
    the word is overused, but i hope you know you're an inspiration.

    a living testimony to the goodness of God.
    Well thank you, and of course you know all glory goes to God and it's only by His power a guy like me could ever be considered such a thing, but this comment made my day, thank you so much.
    Mat 5:30

    "If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell."


    I find this to be very true because, God used me losing all function in my right arm after a motorcycle wreak to lead me to Himself, Truth, and Salvation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbone View Post
    Want to know something funny? I help my wife clean condos on Saturdays and I make the beds. It honestly looks like the T-Rex is having an easier time doing it then I do with 1 arm. Even a T-Rex can make it faster than I can.
    We used to belong to a MC Club, and we would sometimes play games to break the ice. One was a contest (men vs. men and women vs. women) to see who could put a pillowcase on a pillow the fastest. Of the men, I beat everyone, hands down, with a 3 second time. Some of the men never did figure out how to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    We used to belong to a MC Club, and we would sometimes play games to break the ice. One was a contest (men vs. men and women vs. women) to see who could put a pillowcase on a pillow the fastest. Of the men, I beat everyone, hands down, with a 3 second time. Some of the men never did figure out how to do it.
    It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest.
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    Mat 5:30

    "If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell."


    I find this to be very true because, God used me losing all function in my right arm after a motorcycle wreak to lead me to Himself, Truth, and Salvation.

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    Back to the op...

    Never expect a knot to be on time ... it's always tied up.

    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    Never trust an ATOM..... they make up everything.
    That's what they taught us when we were kids. Nowadays there are much smaller things, aren't there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by resurrection33 View Post
    That's what they taught us when we were kids. Nowadays there are much smaller things, aren't there?
    They are now studying the sub-atomic particles that make up an atom.

    But their study is seriously flawed. These colliders they are using, it's like trying to figure out what parts make up a car by smashing two of them together then studying the parts strewn across the road.


    WHICH brings up the next bit of wisdom:

    Don't believe what colliders tell you, because they're always smashed
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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