The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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Sian,running out of advice,maybe,try to put out a grease fire with lots of water!
 
Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
Wonder how much some people must be paying someone off at work to get away with what they do.

Contemplate how long it will take to save up to be able to offer said people double that amount.

Set piggy bank on table.

#CareerGoals.
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*Lynx crouches and watches the piggy bank intently, only the tip of his tail twitching.


To keep your money safe, leave your piggy bank with a feline. He'll take good care of it. =^.^=
 
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NoNameMcgee

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Sometimes the best way to get over your fears... is to face them head on


so to all you kids with peanut allergies.....

i brought snacks
 
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joefizz

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when paying for something count every penny right at your purchase to be sure you pay exactly the right amount and noone will be irritated so count away!
 
zeroturbulence

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Next time you buy fruit, make sure you try a few of them first to make sure they are ok...

 
Andy

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an apple a day keeps the doctors away. so get throwin dem apples!!
 
Prov910

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An onion a day keeps everyone away! :)
 
WineRose

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Want to give some spare money to a good charity? Then Autism Speaks is the charity organisation for you and your money!

(Seriously, this is terrible advice. They're not a good charity...)
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
Want to give some spare money to a good charity? Then Autism Speaks is the charity organisation for you and your money!

(Seriously, this is terrible advice. They're not a good charity...)
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I don't much know about charities the church I go to does hold fund raisers for haiti though which I think is great!
oops almost messed up the terrible advice thread hmmmm...
Try to take a piece of food from a raccoon or something shiny and it will be absolutely gentle!(there back to normal)
 
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joefizz

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When the person you have been dating for some time tells you that they wanna "break up",understand completely that they want you to start breaking into laughter so laugh laugh laugh!
 
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joefizz

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At the store when you see a tower of items be sure to take one from the middle of it because that one is the best!
 
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joefizz

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Expect a meaningful conversation with a one sided individual.
 
J

joefizz

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Challenge jiggly puff to a singing contest and expect to win and stay awake.
 
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joefizz

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Expect cartoons to have no lasting imprint on one's mind.
 
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joefizz

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Honk repeatedly at someone driving a monster truck!!!!
 
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joefizz

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Try fluffing a wooden chair!
 
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