The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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#241
Hold in a sneeze for a whole day!
 
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joefizz

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#242
#242
leave your front door open for an hour and expect no bugs to enter by the time you decide to close the door.
 
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joefizz

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#243
#243
Try to freeze a hamburger in an oven.
 
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joefizz

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#244
try snowboarding in your kitchen.
 
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joefizz

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#245
#245
put exactly 100 mouse traps on the floor in order to catch 1 mouse.
 
Prov910

Prov910

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Kids: Stretch scotch tape across the stairs about a foot above the top step for a great April Fools joke!

A kid in my son's class did this at age 6. Predictably, his dad tumbled headlong down the stairs. No serious injuries though. LOL :)
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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#248
To figure out who loves you more, your dog or your spouse, lock both of them in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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#249
I can't believe this thread has been going this long without some self-righteous nit-picker castigating us for all this bad advice. By now I thought surely we would have attracted somebody with no sense of humor to berate us.
 
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joefizz

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#253
#253
Lynx said:
I can't believe this thread has been going this long without some self-righteous nit-picker castigating us for all this bad advice. By now I thought surely we would have attracted somebody with no sense of humor to berate us.
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give it time once it gets to a few pages and gets 500 likes there will probably be someone to rag on us,"artistic advisers"!
 
seed_time_harvest

seed_time_harvest

Senior Member
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Dec 9, 2011
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WineRose said:
Howdy! :)

Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
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Responding to a negative thread Is I’ll advised.
OOPS.:eek:
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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#255
Dec 28, 2016
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Take your shoes off and walk down a hallway full of Lego's.

I saw this from another site, so I won't take credit for creating this, just 'borrowing'...yeah that sounds good...errrrr..uhhhmmmm...just borrowing it.
 
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joefizz

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#256
#256
protect a cookie jar that empty from people.
 
J

joefizz

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#257
Declare that you are elvis presley!
 
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