The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!
 
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Do you want to be President?

All you have to do is borrow a small loan of a million dollars xD (Make Presidents Great Again!)
 

Pipp

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Have a bad cough ?? Take 3 laxatives right away !
 
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joefizz

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Want a sense of humor?,fall on a porcupine.
 

Laish

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Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!
Don’t forget when all dressed up go for that big job interview.
Blessings
Bill
 

Laish

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Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!
Or once dressed up go to the nearest biker bar and see if ya can fit in .
Blessings
Bill
 
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joefizz

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Don’t forget when all dressed up go for that big job interview.
Blessings
Bill
Exactly you remember how it worked so well for the muppets!
 

SovereignGrace

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Don't bathe or wash your hair for one week prior to your big date.
 

SovereignGrace

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Tap dance to taps as a funeral procession passes by.
 
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joefizz

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count every item you see passing by while on the passenger side of a car,it never leads anyone to get sick don't worry.
 

Tommy379

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Try holding a plutonium rod! It has a really nice feel...
Likely just feel like holding any other piece of metal in your hand.
They use to use it in pacemakers.
 

Scotty

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Take a bath with a toaster; get washed up while filling your tummy and save time in the morning. Boom!
 

Mem

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If you're enjoying a nice quiet evening on the porch and a skunk comes ambling by, scream as suddenly as possible to make it scamper away.
 
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joefizz

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eat a whole can of flaming hot cheetos and expect the cheese to wash off of your teeth and hands immediately!
 

WineRose

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When you're feeling sad, say that "It can't get worse than this."

I promise that saying that wouldn't jinx you at all!
 

tourist

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Likely just feel like holding any other piece of metal in your hand.
They use to use it in pacemakers.
I think dentists used to use it in fillings too. Your teeth glow in the dark.
 

Blain

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When lifting anything heavy make sure to use your arms only never use your legs and make sure to make your back do a jerking twisting motion as you lift