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    Use the replace weapons with a bottle cheat on legend of Zelda ocarina of time on someone else's data,and expect to be told that it was a good idea even though if the equipment is a bomb chu you can't get it back!(true story again)
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

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    Try to drive or operate heavy machinery before you know how your medication will affect you.

    Wait, isn't driving and operating heavy machinery kinda the same thing??
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    So you're telling me this is a signature line??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    Do they still make car lighters?
    Past experience...lol
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Sitting on or throwing video game controllers doesn't break them,only pressing Z,R1,or A while singing don't worry be happy can break a video game controller!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    No matter how many times they cheat on you, that person still loves you
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    Make some rude remarks to your neighbor because she had to scold you last week. No worries. She will not haul you down to your dad's fancy office and tell on you while she is pinching your ear. Now you go try. LOL.
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    AWV

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    If you're struggling to understand a bible concept, go start a thread in the BDF with your questions in order to receive friendly, encouraging advice.
    Last edited by Prov910; 4 Weeks Ago at 10:45 AM.
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    10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. Prov. 9:10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prov910 View Post
    The McDonald's Diet:

    Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with Egg, Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait, and large coffee.

    Lunch: Big Mac meal with fries, supersized. Large Dr. Pepper. McCafe Chocolate shake.

    Supper: Sweet Barbeque Bacon Burger with Chicken Tenders. Large Coke.

    That sounds.... amazing. As long as you work out every day, it should be good? Right? Right??
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    Oh you're depressed? Well, you know what they say...you don't feel like you when you're hungry, so go grab a Snickers! Then no more depression for you.
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenizona View Post
    That sounds.... amazing. As long as you work out every day, it should be good? Right? Right??
    From the looks of things, I think there are quite a few people on the McDonald's Diet where I live. My little town of 50k has three McDonalds on the same street within a two mile stretch. And they're all busy. (fyi, I've eaten exactly one meal at McDonald's in the past 18 months. Breakfast a few weeks ago. lol)
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    You know what goes best with Coke? Mentos!
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    Drop Mentos into a bottle of Coke, and it'll explode.. true story..


    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You know what goes best with Coke? Mentos!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    You know what goes best with Coke? Mentos!
    Oh, and it's 10x better if you eat the Mentos RIGHT before drinking the Coke...
    Last edited by WineRose; 4 Weeks Ago at 12:19 PM.
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

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    U have a death wish, don't u?


    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Oh, and it's 10x better if you eat the Mentos RIGHT before drinking the Coke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Oh, and it's 10x better if you eat the Mentos RIGHT before drinking the Coke...
    This would be a great appetite suppression trick for people trying to cut calories. I'm gonna go try it! Thanks!!
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    Accept everything posted on this forum as fact. Never, never, never question others.
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    If someone is bullying you and won't leave you alone, never fight back in anyway ever! Even when they're about to break your legs! We don't want to be discourteous to others, no?
    Last edited by WineRose; 4 Weeks Ago at 07:38 PM.
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    An Asian who eats rice. :/

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    Always say "I like pudding" in a crowded area to not seem weird!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Eat like a cow to show your manners!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    walk up to a goat for no reason and say"hello" and expect the goat to not get irritated!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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