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    Quote Originally Posted by Mem View Post
    If everyone's always asking for your advice, but nobody ever listens to it, then you might as well give terrible advice.

    Don't pass down any wisdom you might have obtained from doing stupid stuff.*

    *Did ya see what I did there, eh?
    no,retype this all over again!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Don't die. It's bad for your health.
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    If you have a terrible headache, drop an anvil on your foot to take the pain away from your headache.
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

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    "For we love not God first, to compel Him to love again; but He loved us first, and gave His Son for us, that we might see love and love again."

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    “Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your eternal good than you could do had you been left to your own option.” John Flavel

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    If you hate rap music, befriend someone who always listens to that stuff, and that would build your tolerance!
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    Go ahead and eat that week old burrito you found under your bed. It has great nutritional value! Also, don't worry about the green stuff growing on it. It'll just make it taste better.
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    Talk about yourself in the the third person with everyone you meet!
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Talk about yourself in the the third person with everyone you meet!
    Talk about everyone you meet in 3rd person! instead of directly interacting with them, stick to detailed, factual descriptions of what they are doing and how they appear!

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    Who wants to talk about themselves in third person when they can talk about themselves in second person?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    no,retype this all over again!
    When late to a meeting with your boss, just smile and extend a hand to shake saying, "Sorry, I had to poop and stuff."
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    Practice karate by busting a hole in a wall it's good practice!
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
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    Play hide and seek in a field laced with land minds and poison ivy.
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    William Cranmer

    "For we love not God first, to compel Him to love again; but He loved us first, and gave His Son for us, that we might see love and love again."

    William Tyndale

    “Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your eternal good than you could do had you been left to your own option.” John Flavel

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    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    Play hide and seek in a field laced with land minds and poison ivy.
    Land MINDS and poison ivy...hmmm...a field day for sure....
    AWV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    Land MINDS and poison ivy...hmmm...a field day for sure....
    Oopsy...land mines. My mind must have went BOOM.
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    William Cranmer

    "For we love not God first, to compel Him to love again; but He loved us first, and gave His Son for us, that we might see love and love again."

    William Tyndale

    “Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your eternal good than you could do had you been left to your own option.” John Flavel

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    Tell posthuman...AKA bones...to go play with some dogs.

    #HereRover!!
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    "What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies."

    William Cranmer

    "For we love not God first, to compel Him to love again; but He loved us first, and gave His Son for us, that we might see love and love again."

    William Tyndale

    “Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your eternal good than you could do had you been left to your own option.” John Flavel

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    If you have a head cold, try tying a knot in your neck so it won't get to your chest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laish View Post
    Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
    Blessings
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    Yes listen to Joefizz he knows all about what ails you and if he doesn't then you weren't ailing anyhow lol!
    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
    Oh...please don't spill your guts, then...Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    Oh...please don't spill your guts, then...Lol.
    I won't I am rather attached to my guts,but you "might consider breaking a leg for Hollywood"!
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    King of randomness here,everyone take notice!

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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