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    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
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    Default Re: The Terrible Advice Thread

    my best friend was giving relationship advice to his neighbor, they were separated and thinking of divorce, in the middle of him talking his girl friend drives up, through the yard, ignoring the driveway, gets out screaming, throwing stuff and all the rest because she had caught him cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
    Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcontroversal View Post
    Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
    On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
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    Use an actual foot ball to cook chili in.
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    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
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    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Park your car then run around it 3 times and it will be safe from being spotted by pidgeons!
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    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

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    You are perfect?
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    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

    Most useless advice ever.
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    Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...


    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
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    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

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    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

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    Imagine Blue Ladybug and an orange kitty army!!


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    And look what happened to Steve, he got spiked by a stingray...

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pottersclay View Post
    Blue_ladybug is innocent, as we know in scripture " all people who like orange tabbies are innocent."

    Quote Originally Posted by TruthTalk View Post

    I love "Orange Tabbies" , God created the world and then, "Orange Tabbies" .....

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Imagine Blue Ladybug and an orange kitty army!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtTrees View Post
    I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

    Most useless advice ever.
    You are learning Art trees lol...
    Smash a piggy bank then try to put it back together and you are sure to succeed at being an artist.
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    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    And look what happened to Steve, he got spiked by a stingray...
    Well considering it says "sting" in it's name,I was surprised but not that a "dangerous creature" ousted him,though I think everyone expected something more "dramatic".
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    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
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    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...
    Then considering the title of this thread I was "Right" to give said advice,muhahaha!
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    You are perfect?
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    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    A black or green mamba also make wonderful pets...get them riled up before you pet them for the best results.......
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    bwahahahahhaa!

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Then considering the title of this thread I was "Right" to give said advice,muhahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    bwahahahahhaa!
    Thank you milk talk for the laugh in agreement,it would seem blue lady bug didn't see that one coming lol!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

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    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Break a taco in half then sway side to side,it is a very helpful exercise that makes absolute sense.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    If you're being charged by a bear, spray yourself down in the eyes, mouth and body with Bear Pepper Spray. They hate spicy people.

    People are offended that God is God.

    Oh, my brethren! bold-hearted men are always called mean-spirited by cowards. - Charles Spurgeon

    Open Theism and Molinism, two inept theological camps, do err in this sense; God doesn't have an R&D department, He does all things perfectly.

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    When making a decision change your mind 10 times,then decide on a decision then about 3 seconds after deciding,change your mind again,then don't go through with that decision at all,it's always a nice way to be toward anyone.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Listen to preacher4truth when he gives advice on how to withstand a bear attack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    "The HS acts as a human spirit"
    Quote Originally Posted by Calmador
    "I can literally push God around."
    Quote Originally Posted by John146
    Nineveh's free will decision thwarted God's decision to destroy them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    God did not elect anyone and left everything to randomness

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    keep talking about bears around me. <--- seriously bad advice!

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