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    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
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    Default Re: The Terrible Advice Thread

    my best friend was giving relationship advice to his neighbor, they were separated and thinking of divorce, in the middle of him talking his girl friend drives up, through the yard, ignoring the driveway, gets out screaming, throwing stuff and all the rest because she had caught him cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
    Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcontroversal View Post
    Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
    On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
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    Use an actual foot ball to cook chili in.
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    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
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    Park your car then run around it 3 times and it will be safe from being spotted by pidgeons!
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    I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

    Most useless advice ever.
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    Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...


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    On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
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    And look what happened to Steve, he got spiked by a stingray...

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtTrees View Post
    I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

    Most useless advice ever.
    You are learning Art trees lol...
    Smash a piggy bank then try to put it back together and you are sure to succeed at being an artist.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
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    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    And look what happened to Steve, he got spiked by a stingray...
    Well considering it says "sting" in it's name,I was surprised but not that a "dangerous creature" ousted him,though I think everyone expected something more "dramatic".
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    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_ladybug View Post
    Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...
    Then considering the title of this thread I was "Right" to give said advice,muhahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
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    A black or green mamba also make wonderful pets...get them riled up before you pet them for the best results.......
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    bwahahahahhaa!

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    Then considering the title of this thread I was "Right" to give said advice,muhahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    bwahahahahhaa!
    Thank you milk talk for the laugh in agreement,it would seem blue lady bug didn't see that one coming lol!
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Break a taco in half then sway side to side,it is a very helpful exercise that makes absolute sense.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    If you're being charged by a bear, spray yourself down in the eyes, mouth and body with Bear Pepper Spray. They hate spicy people.

    People are offended that God is God.

    Oh, my brethren! bold-hearted men are always called mean-spirited by cowards. - Charles Spurgeon

    Open Theism and Molinism, two inept theological camps, do err in this sense; God doesn't have an R&D department, He does all things perfectly.

    A god who can be fashioned by our own thoughts is no more a god than an image produced by our own hands. - Charles Spurgeon


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    When making a decision change your mind 10 times,then decide on a decision then about 3 seconds after deciding,change your mind again,then don't go through with that decision at all,it's always a nice way to be toward anyone.
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Listen to preacher4truth when he gives advice on how to withstand a bear attack.
    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
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    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
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    keep talking about bears around me. <--- seriously bad advice!

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