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    Cayenne pepper staunches blood flow and is an excellent antiseptic. So the next time you get a cut pour some cayenne pepper on it if the bleeding does not stop; ouchy......
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    Quote Originally Posted by notmyown View Post
    keep talking about bears around me. <--- seriously bad advice!
    Is it,un"bearable"?????
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    If you are in a bad relationship, have a baby together! The baby will magically fix all the bad and cause you to bond together for the greater good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightbearer View Post
    Cayenne pepper staunches blood flow and is an excellent antiseptic. So the next time you get a cut pour some cayenne pepper on it if the bleeding does not stop; ouchy......
    I'm going to try this next time I get a cut.
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    To make an unmessy smoothie always turn your blender to high then leave the lid off of it.
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    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Make an umbrella from pancakes not only can you eat it on the go but it will keep you dry from rain.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Try growling at every dog you see especially one's off their leash they are very friendly.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Hold all scientific experiments in your parents' living room they'll understand and not get mad at you even if you are 60 years old and know better.
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Hold all scientific experiments in your parents' living room they'll understand and not get mad at you even if you are 60 years old and know better.
    just holding ALL scientific experiments is bad advice...

    for example this single experiment could destroy the planet:

    https://englishatlc.files.wordpress....f-elements.pdf

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    remembering my youth... when you put a chain on a bicycle, it's necessary to turn the pedals and the rear wheel to walk the chain onto the teeth of the sprocket.....

    so, I imagine that if you leave the engine running while you change out the serpentine belt on your car, it should be much easier.
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    When in China, speak to people in Korean, they'll easily understand you!
    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    When in China, speak to people in Korean, they'll easily understand you!
    And they'll certainly smile and wave I mean everyone does right???
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    If your computer freezes, pour warm water on it.
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    In Him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shines in darkness; and the darkness could not overcome it.

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    When slicing carrots hold in the palm of your hand and slice across palm with a razor sharp knife

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    To check a power outlet take an extension cord, plug in and drop in a pool for an electrifying experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcontroversal View Post
    To check a power outlet take an extension cord, plug in and drop in a pool for an electrifying experience
    Or just do what my little bro did and stick a pair of tweezers in the socket. If you see a big flash, you have power!
    In Him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shines in darkness; and the darkness could not overcome it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claysmithr View Post
    If you are in a bad relationship, have a baby together! The baby will magically fix all the bad and cause you to bond together for the greater good!
    hahahaha

    i shouldnt laugh at this....

    but you have my vote win the bad advice thread

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    Always keep your gun loaded, and point it towards you when you clean it. Make sure to clean around the trigger, too.

    #R.I.P.
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    Nineveh's free will decision thwarted God's decision to destroy them.

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    When you're angry about something, grabbing a gun and going berserk with it in your house is a great way to cool off!
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This isn't a dating site,
    Sorry to disappoint you.

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    Next time you go to the dentist, eat an onion right before you go it. They love that.
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    In Him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shines in darkness; and the darkness could not overcome it.

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