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    Slurp on a slurpie since it stands to reason that the name implies to directions for drinking it!
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    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Drinking hydrochloric acid is doing a great service for your body! I heard that it encourages muscle growth...
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


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    ​Begin every sentence with, "As the prophecy foretold...."
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    Laugh while coming into a room then when everyone stares say"What"!!!???
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Say,Huh or What everytime someone says something,to show you have good hearing!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Well, first the good news...vinegar mixed with water ... tsp to tsp...and a bit of cinnamon sugar is good healer of sore throats and heads off colds. Now..the bad advice...would be to drink the vinegar alone...owwwww....choker and hurts a wee bit too much to help.
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    Go ahead and ask a female her weight or age,she will not mind at all!
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    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Want to make your cat happy instantly? Rub her fur in the opposite direction! I promise she'll like it, and not try to take off your fingertips!
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    DO text while driving, and preferably have a few drinks before getting behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

    (worst. advice. ever.)
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    In pokemon use caterpie against Mew two,you'll be sure to win that battle!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Tell a sick or injured person that it's his/her fault that God hasn't (yet) given healing.
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    So you're telling me this is a signature line??

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    If your computer is out of whack, whack it stoutly.
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    You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can even pick your friend's nose.

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    If you have hemorrhoids, eat a whole tube of Anusol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    "The HS acts as a human spirit"
    Quote Originally Posted by Calmador
    "I can literally push God around."
    Quote Originally Posted by John146
    Nineveh's free will decision thwarted God's decision to destroy them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    God did not elect anyone and left everything to randomness

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    After you're finished cooking, you can freeze any leftover boiling water for later use.
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    Always cut grass bare footed with a push mower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    "The HS acts as a human spirit"
    Quote Originally Posted by Calmador
    "I can literally push God around."
    Quote Originally Posted by John146
    Nineveh's free will decision thwarted God's decision to destroy them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eternally-Gratefull
    God did not elect anyone and left everything to randomness

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    It’s always best to jump the Grand Canyon with a bicycle after a good breakfast and a strong cup of coffee.
    Blessings
    Bill
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    God's Grace is sufficient.

    God wants full custody of your children.
    Not just weekend visits.

    We are entertaining the goats while we should be feeding the sheep.
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    The best location to meet a woman is in the bathroom!
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    The odd one out on CC, in more ways than one.

    "Meow, wahhhh ah mew meeeeeow mrraow ah purrr rraaow?!"

    (Translation: Hey, can you please stop asking if this is a dating site?!)

    - My 7-year old Scottish Shorthair.


    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    The best location to meet a woman is in the bathroom!
    Well of course because they scream with glee to meet men in there,hahaha hahaha hahaha!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Always leave only one of every variety of snack in the fridge or cabinet after eating the rest in order to think of others!
    Joefizz- king of randomness -making others laugh is his hobby.

    I'm a smart idiot that serves God and I'm determined to keep to a future I believe in and trolls don't like me.

    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.

    You are perfect?
    self righteousness is as filthy rags the bible says.
    You might wanna reconsider that ideal.

    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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