The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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microwave some cat food to have a purrfectly great diet!
 
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joefizz

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In order to grow taller early in life reach for the stars and you can grow a foot taller in 24 hours.
 
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joefizz

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The secret to compromise is to never settle.
 
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Read the Bible backwards and when you get to the end and the beginning you will find some hidden code.
 
SovereignGrace

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Trim your toenails with a Stihl chainsaw.

#TexasChainsawMassacre
 
WineRose

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Wanna lose weight quickly?

Here, have this constipation medication! And don't forget to take 10 pills after every meal for maximum effect!!!
 
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Galatea

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mj007 said:
If you see a bull coming towards you, wave red at it. It's the only thing that scares bulls off.
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Bulls will charge at it because it is moving, not because it is red. Like many animals, bulls can not see color as we do. So, the flag can be chartreuse and the bull will charge.
 
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Galatea

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WineRose said:
You know what goes best with Coke? Mentos!
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Actually, Mentos explode in Diet Coke- not regular coke. The artificial sweetener is the difference.
 
SovereignGrace

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When the wifey tells you to take out the trash, tell her to get off her fat butt and do it herself.

#Romeo
#Casanova
#DonJuan
 
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Galatea

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SovereignGrace said:
When the wifey tells you to take out the trash, tell her to get off her fat butt and do it herself.

#Romeo
#Casanova
#DonJuan
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That is dangerous advice, not just bad as the wife would then probably pick the husband up to deposit in the trash can.
# puthiminhisplace
# takinoutthetrash
#nomoretrashtalk
 
SovereignGrace

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Galatea said:
That is dangerous advice, not just bad as the wife would then probably pick the husband up to deposit in the trash can.
# puthiminhisplace
# takinoutthetrash
#nomoretrashtalk
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Well, dangerous advice is bad advice, no?
 
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Galatea

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SovereignGrace said:
Well, dangerous advice is bad advice, no?
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Yes, but bad advice is not necessarily dangerous. All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

# logic
# don’targuewithcolllegeeducatedwomen
# womenhavethelastword
 
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Ugly

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Galatea said:
Yes, but bad advice is not necessarily dangerous. All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

# logic
# don’targuewithcolllegeeducatedwomen
# womenhavethelastword
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Colllege educated?
Seems your role in this silly thread is to go through and correct irrelevant mistakes. Ironic you then turn around and misspell college.
 
SovereignGrace

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Ugly said:
Colllege educated?
Seems your role in this silly thread is to go through and correct irrelevant mistakes. Ironic you then turn around and misspell college.
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She was putting emphasis on the 'L' I reckon.
 
SovereignGrace

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Jump out of a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. That's bad and dangerous advice.

#Itoohaveacollegeeducation
#notbraggingaboutit
 
G00WZ

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If you have dental fillings, and you need some excitement in your life try chewing on a ball of tin foil.
 
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Galatea

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Ugly said:
Colllege educated?
Seems your role in this silly thread is to go through and correct irrelevant mistakes. Ironic you then turn around and misspell college.
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I don’t happen to consider ignorance to be “irrelevant” in any form. I suppose I could keep quiet and continue to let people think bulls charge only at red capes. Would that make you happy?

I have been accused of never admitting to being wrong. I misspelled college, this is true. So I happen to be wrong in my spelling. Your sentences are fragments and not true sentences. You should have written “It seems...” and “It is ironic that you...” you seem to have a problem with writing complete sentences.

#judgenotlestyoubejudged
#ifyouaregoingtobeaspellingnazigrammarshouldbeonpoint
#womenhavethelastword
 
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Galatea

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SovereignGrace said:
Jump out of a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. That's bad and dangerous advice.

#Itoohaveacollegeeducation
#notbraggingaboutit
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I am sure quite a few people here would love to give me a push.

#pariah
#Ihavetwodegrees
#yourlogicissound
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Galatea said:
I am sure quite a few people here would love to give me a push.

#pariah
#Ihavetwodegrees
#yourlogicissound
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Not I.

Now, men, tell your wives how pretty they are...not bad advice, just trying to correct a wrong for making a joke.
 
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