The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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Another way to get people's attention is to post an entire post as this...
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I mean it is just so clever and such an expressive way to say something that I'm speechless when talking about it.
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
Yeah, and another effective method is to flood whole forums with threads asking you to phone a certain wizard person or some stuff! Works 101%!
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and let's not forget the guy that asked women to kik him,I'm sure he's mister popularity to many women by now I mean he was just so smart and nice after all right!?
 
WineRose

WineRose

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joefizz said:
Another way to get people's attention is to post an entire post as this...
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I mean it is just so clever and such an expressive way to say something that I'm speechless when talking about it.
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Yeah, it moves my heart just as much as a post completely typed in emojis. They're just so...DEEP!!!
 
WineRose

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If you're feeling like you belong in a dumpster and want some good ol' encouragement, then the Not By Works thread is for you!
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
Yeah, it moves my heart just as much as a post completely typed in emojis. They're just so...DEEP!!!
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and let's give credit where credit is due on such posts because you just know they are so original just by looking at them!
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
If you're feeling like you belong in a dumpster and want some good ol' encouragement, then the Not By Works thread is for you!
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and if you want great advice on having an excellent date,visit the thread "how to ruin a date in 4 words" me and a few other people have posted so many helpful tips as to how to make a date romantic!
 
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toinena

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It is always good to wait as long as possible to write an academic paper. Get up at 4 am and start typing on the due day, and you are bound for success. *banging my head in the keyboard*
 
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joefizz

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#110
read a book for an hour then tell someone you know all about what it talks about!
 
preacher4truth

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If pulled over by the police, and they see your eyes are bloodshot and ask "Have you been drinking???" Say back to the officer; "No. But your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
 
preacher4truth

preacher4truth

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Engage Galatea in conversation, she is easy going and gets along well with others. :D
 
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joefizz

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In order to be known as a good listener seek the attention span of 2 seconds.
 
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joefizz

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Always be lazy and slack off every chance you get at a job to get a promotion or simple pay raise,bosses appreciate unproductiveness!
 
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joefizz

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Always nod in agreement with everything someone says so as not to cause conflict and know what the person said later on.
 
MultilingualMessenger

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joefizz said:
Always be lazy and slack off every chance you get at a job to get a promotion or simple pay raise,bosses appreciate unproductiveness!
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While you're at it, be sure to show up late every day and dress sloppily! And treat the customers terribly!
 
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joefizz

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#118
When washing dry clean only clothes be sure to toss them in a washer on the maximum time limit and then put them in a dryer for the maximum time limit on high heat,and your clothes will turn out so neat you'll hardly recognize them!
 
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joefizz

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MultilingualMessenger said:
While you're at it, be sure to show up late every day and dress sloppily! And treat the customers terribly!
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And also be sure to not pay attention to what you are doing with machinery on the job,so as to be able to show that you are a one of a kind great employee,bosses will never forget you!
 
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joefizz

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Always make a joke and then laugh at it after telling it,especially if noone laughs at it because that means that people are listening with great anticipation to you.
 
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