The Terrible Advice Thread

[Huckleberry]

Don't have cash on hand for ______?
Just put it on your credit card.

 

[WineRose]

If you want to keep your brain cells, check out this thread!

http://christianchat.com/christian-...nes-feelings-dating-younger-older-people.html

 

[joefizz]

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me...

Get a song stuck in someone's head and if it stays there expect for a person to not be upset !

 

[joefizz]

If you don't have maple syrup, I hear blood samples stealthily taken from your local doctor's office will work too.

And if all else fails to get the stain out use a bowling ball from up high to remove the stain it is quick neat,and inexpensive!

 

[joefizz]

If you want to keep your brain cells, check out this thread!

http://christianchat.com/christian-...nes-feelings-dating-younger-older-people.html

It also has healthy benefits,education,kindness,no ranting,no argueing,and no one is told what they should do.

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

And if all else fails to get the stain out use a bowling ball from up high to remove the stain it is quick neat,and inexpensive!

Before you drop the bowling ball, make sure that someone or something is in the way!

 

[NoNameMcgee]

If at a job interview, you are ever asked "Can you pass a drug test?".... tell them of course... you are incredibly experienced in this matter and hold eye contact until they break it

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

If at a job interview, you are ever asked "Can you pass a drug test?".... tell them of course... you are incredibly experienced in this matter and hold eye contact until they break it

Then make sure you return the question. It's always polite to return the question.

 

[Laish]

Make sure to rinse your mouth out with plenty of orange juice after brushing your teeth.
Blessings
Bill

 

[Laish]

If you are wondering if you have any paper cuts use alcohol or nail polish remover liberally to locate them . Just splash on either on to the location in question.
Blessings
Bill

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

If you're cutting onions, rub your eyes often.

 

[joefizz]

To keep your hair well groomed use taco sauce to clean your hair,use a leaf blower to dry your hair and use a mop to brush it thoroughly!

 

[joefizz]

If you invent something make sure to not get a patent/licence for it so you can start selling it immediately with no consequences!

 

[WineRose]

Want to start a deep, meaningful debate on a forum that everyone can walk away from with satisfaction?

Look for any innocent-looking post and reply by yelling at them for no reason whatsoever! That always works!!!

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

If you want a thread to die, keep referring to it every chance you get in unrelated threads.

 

[Pipp]

Make sure you talk down to people to make yourself look better... oh and especially if you have a boyfriend... make sure you make all your friends look stupid in front of him so you two can laugh together. Then later act with them like nothing happened.

 

[Pipp]

Don't forget to nitpick everything everyone else says and does...it'll make you look like the super spiritual police.

 

[WineRose]

Want to not annoy everyone? TYpE YoUr pOstS LIkE THiS!!!

 

[joefizz]

Have a car crushed for scrap metal then try to buy a new car with the money from it being crushed for metal.

 

[joefizz]

Go right up to random people and hug them,then expect them not to call an insane asylum or think you're weird.