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    Howdy!

    Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
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    Default Re: The Terrible Advice Thread

    If your girl is wrong, tell her directly by stating that she's overreacting, most likely because it's that time of the month, and to stop being a hag like her mother.

    Also give her a jar of mayonnaise.

    Her instinctive nature will then make you a sandwich.

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    If you have acne, the best thing to put on it is Preparation H.. Seriously, it works.. lol
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    Seriously, I could put all my advice in this thread, because all of what comes out of my head is totally bonkers.

    So my bad advice is: Listen to my advice!
    Brrrr! Humbug!

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    If you see a bull coming towards you, wave red at it. It's the only thing that scares bulls off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Howdy!

    Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
    This is so beautifully terrible winerose that I tried giving you rep again but still can't,any ways everyone stand back and let the master of bad advice show everyone my experience in giving bad advice...
    Put toothpaste on a hurting tooth and let it dry so the pain numbs a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toinena View Post
    Seriously, I could put all my advice in this thread, because all of what comes out of my head is totally bonkers.

    So my bad advice is: Listen to my advice!
    Brilliant I mean Horrible lol!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mj007 View Post
    If you see a bull coming towards you, wave red at it. It's the only thing that scares bulls off.
    and if you want to survive a bull's charge,do the chicken dance and the bull will cease it's charge!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
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    Eat garlic bread twice a day and you will continue to have great teeth and nice smelling breathe!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Give a cat a bath and the cat will be so happy it will hug you!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    When hiding easter eggs put one in a tail pipe and you will not get in trouble.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Rolling yourself down the stairs is not only fun but involves no risk to yourself.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Default Re: The Terrible Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Rolling yourself down the stairs is not only fun but involves no risk to yourself.
    Same goes for rolling your neighbors house.

    No risk at all.

    They will be thanking you forcefully.
    Last edited by Susanna; October 20th, 2017 at 08:40 AM.
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    To fix a gamecube when it isn't reading discs well unplug it and pour water in it to fix it for the better!(true story)
    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    The McDonald's Diet:

    Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with Egg, Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait, and large coffee.

    Lunch: Big Mac meal with fries, supersized. Large Dr. Pepper. McCafe Chocolate shake.

    Supper: Sweet Barbeque Bacon Burger with Chicken Tenders. Large Coke.
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    Shake random trees that may have bees in them and you shall suffer no pain!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Call a girl fat in a joking manner then apologize in a joking manner and you will be rewarded very kindly!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Put a thumb popper on your face then remove it and walk around and no one will wonder why your face has lost color and become dark in one area on your face.
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Touch a car lighter that is on,and it will slightly warm your finger!
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    If you don't believe in true love then please don't tell me not to believe in it because I believe it to be real.
    I'm a self proclaimed troll tracker.
    I am hopeless...thankfully though Jesus's grace is sufficient for my weakness.
    I have a tendency to speak through the spirit if you can't handle that get some ear plugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by WineRose View Post
    Joefizz = Jojo's Bizzare Adventure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Milktalk View Post
    haha joey joe joe - a roo!



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    Default Re: The Terrible Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by joefizz View Post
    Touch a car lighter that is on,and it will slightly warm your finger!
    Do they still make car lighters?
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