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A horse goes into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
 

BillG

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A horse goes into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
[FONT=&quot]A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a beer." The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a beer." The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of beer." So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer. "You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here." To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."[/FONT]
 
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there are definitely some prime 'stand-ups' on this site that could make
some big bucks...but, I can only take so much!!!:eek:
 
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cloven...................
 
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DEUT. 14:7.
Nevertheless these ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the cloven hoof;
as the camel, and the hare, and the coney: for they chew the cud, but divide not the hoof;
therefore they are unclean unto you.