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    Default Lord, I hate buttermilk

    One Sunday morning at a small southern church, the new pastor called on one of his older deacons to lead in the opening prayer. The deacon stood up, bowed his head and said,"Lord, I hate buttermilk."

    The pastor opened one eye and wondered where this was going. The deacon continued, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was totally perplexed. The deacon continued, "Lord, I ain't too crazy about plain flour. But after you mix 'em all together and bake 'em in a hot oven, I just love biscuits."

    "Lord help us to realize when life gets hard, when things come up that we don't like, whenever we don't understand what You are doing, that we need to wait and see what You are making. After you get through mixing and baking, it'll probably be something even better than biscuits. Amen.

    Romans 8:28
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    Default Re: Lord, I hate buttermilk

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    One Sunday morning at a small southern church, the new pastor called on one of his older deacons to lead in the opening prayer. The deacon stood up, bowed his head and said,"Lord, I hate buttermilk."

    The pastor opened one eye and wondered where this was going. The deacon continued, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was totally perplexed. The deacon continued, "Lord, I ain't too crazy about plain flour. But after you mix 'em all together and bake 'em in a hot oven, I just love biscuits."

    "Lord help us to realize when life gets hard, when things come up that we don't like, whenever we don't understand what You are doing, that we need to wait and see what You are making. After you get through mixing and baking, it'll probably be something even better than biscuits. Amen.

    Romans 8:28
    ~And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose.
    Nice one Willie.
    I looked at the thread’s title and just like the pastor wondered where is this going . Lol
    Great principal and piece of scripture to keep in mind when we go thru those valleys .
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    Bill
    P.S. What’s wrong with buttermilk? Lol
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    Default Re: Lord, I hate buttermilk

    I'm not entirely positive, but I suspect, that in a cryptic sort of metaphorical way, what Willy is REALLY trying to talk about is his doctrinal belief that God grants universal salvation to all people who live in the south and pray for the holy anointing of buttermilk pancakes.
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