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    I read in a medical journal that when women reach a certain age, they begin to collect cats. This is known as "the Many-paws."

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    (j/k)

    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    And speaking of "many-paws"...

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    Hahahhaha I keep on coming back here and was trying to understand the meaning of "many paws" and then
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    Sometimes men give pause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    I read in a medical journal that when women reach a certain age, they begin to collect cats. This is known as "the Many-paws."
    Mark Twain once said you should be careful reading those medical journals, because you might die of a misprint. Willie I think your death might be from women. Cause of death: Many-claws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Mark Twain once said you should be careful reading those medical journals, because you might die of a misprint. Willie I think your death might be from women. Cause of death: Many-claws.
    My wife received that comment from one of her tutors, and just howled at it... as did I. But, she warned me not to post it here because, as she put it. "Not very many of the women on your forum sound comfortable enough with themselves to enjoy the humor."

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    I can't wait to hear (the cat lover) blue_lady bug's response.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

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    Many paws,
    Oh many paws.
    Not to be confused
    With Santa Claus!

    Men mess with women
    In many paws,
    They'll end up
    getting many claws.

    In their faces,
    In their arms,
    Then they'll wish
    They had resisted our charms.

    Be it lion, tiger, bear or cat,
    They all have many-paws,
    So beware, lest you meet
    their many claws.

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    I can't wait to hear (the cat lover) blue_lady bug's response.



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    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    But, she warned me not to post it here because, as she put it. "Not very many of the women on your forum sound comfortable enough with themselves to enjoy the humor."
    ......... Would you feel comfortable with yourself sweating buckets while sitting in a tub of ice cubes ? WOULD YOU ?!?!
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    No offense, but are you a woman in many-paws?

    *Takes off running fast*

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    ......... Would you feel comfortable with yourself sweating buckets while sitting in a tub of ice cubes ? WOULD YOU ?!?!
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    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Actually cancer threw me straight into menopause. Haven't had any symptoms at all...



    Blue ladybug, fearless leader of the orange kitty battalion! She loves orange tabbies and is innocent as decreed by Pottersclay who states that Scripture says that all people who love orange tabbies are innocent. Truthtalk says that God created the world, and then He created wonderful orange tabbies. Joefizz has elected blue ladybug as captain of the brave orange kitty ​army!



    Quote Originally Posted by kaylagrl View Post
    ​ Orange kitties approve



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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    I read in a medical journal that when women reach a certain age, they begin to collect cats. This is known as "the Many-paws."
    Is this what you are trying to say?



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    Quote Originally Posted by plainguy View Post
    ......... Would you feel comfortable with yourself sweating buckets while sitting in a tub of ice cubes ? WOULD YOU ?!?!
    ***disclaimer*** ... The above is intended for humorous purpose only and the poster is not libel for any frostbite incurred.

    Just covering my bases

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    My wife received that comment from one of her tutors, and just howled at it... as did I. But, she warned me not to post it here because, as she put it. "Not very many of the women on your forum sound comfortable enough with themselves to enjoy the humor."
    Willie ~ Here’s one to share with your wife. I’m sure she’ll laugh at this one, too.


    Ladies, you’re in luck! As you go through menopause you’ll find that the hair on your legs grows back much slower than before so you’ll not have to shave your legs so often.
    Which is great because it’ll give you more time to shave your new mustache.
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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    AA,

    you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
    very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
    Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
    of course his wife is almost two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
    Last edited by oldethennew; January 11th, 2018 at 09:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldethennew View Post
    AA,

    you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
    very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
    Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
    of course his wife is two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
    Hahahaha!! I don't have a mustache either. Praise God!! \/ That joke was told to me by my sister.

    Here's a couple more funny ones!

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    I didn’t see a temple in the city because the Lord God All-Mighty and the Lamb are its Temple. The city didn’t have need for the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the Glory of God gave it light; the Lamb is the Light.

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    What about men collecting cats?
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    I have two. Want to put one to sleep because she started using the floor as her box, but my son went off like a mad man when I got the cage to take her to the vet... to die... But I would replace her with a kitten, like I did my last cat wit with FIV. Is there something for cat enthanasia?
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    And now for a lady who digs being a cat ...

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