What's their profession?

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joefizz gave me this idea when he said none of us could guess what he does for a living. Now, I mean this thread to be a good humor thread, and I want no one to take each other's posts in an offensive manner, as it is to be in jest only. I'll start it out.

preacher4truth seems to get a raw deal with being rather gruff with ppl. I know him and he's not that way. But I do think I know his profession..


He's a Christmas tree and presents robber...


 

NotmebutHim

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Dino breaks rocks in a quarry all day. :cool:
 
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Laish is an evil Calvinist, who has man being a puppet on God's stings.

This is Laish's profession...


 
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I'm pretty sure he's said it on a thread before. I'm going to rattle my brain and see if I can remember. I'm sure I remember the surrounding details of why he mentioned it.
 
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joefizz seems to have a bubbly personality and always tries to lift ppl's spirits.

Here's his profession...



He works for the 'Fizzy Lifting Drink Company' of Walla Walla, WA...
 
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James37 is enamored with #'s in the bible.

His profession is...




He's a professional jack's player...

He's in a league sponsored by Apple Jacks cereal, Jack-o_Links beef jerky, and Jack Daniels...
 
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John146 idolizes his KJV bible.

His profession is...



He does Shakespearean plays off-Broadway...
 
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NotmebutHim has a username that is full of modesty. But I am not fooled by his faux modesty.

His profession is...



He's an egotistical, self-centered wrestler...
 
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OnceFallen has his hands full with the likes of Meggido and PeterJens making up new accounts.

His profession is...



He is the currently ranked #1 player on the whack-mole-circuit...
 
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Tommy379 is a Packers fan. Those ppl love cheese, that's why the fan base is called 'cheeseheads'.

His profession is...



He is the CEO of 'Sure-Fire Mousetrap Company' where they guarantee their traps will get the mouse every time...

Uhhhhhh....oops?
 
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Auntie Ant has what appears to be a Queen Ant in her avatar. That suggests to me she thinks she's of some sort of royalty.

Her profession is...



She's a professional panhandler. She's currently ranked 3rd in the USA and 9th in the world...
 
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MultiLingualMessenger makes me believe she speaks more than one language.

So, her profession is...



She's an interpreter with bad interpreting skills...
 
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Ellsworth1943 likes his cowboy hat, so I think he thinks he a true cowboy at heart.

His profession is...

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He's a professional mechanical bull rider...
 
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Gracie_14 seems like such the sweet little British(my sympathy goes out to you, Sissy...LOL) girl. She is always cheering me on via likes and the occasional rep and telling me how wonderful(obviously) I am.

Her profession is...



She's a cheerleader on my team called the 'Sinister Ministers'...
 
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posting so i get notifications

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ill think of some
 

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Tommy probably makes cheesehead hats for a living!
 
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Maxwel, AKA 'Clops, seems to have pretty good vision, even for someone with one eye.

His profession is...



He is a trained ninja monitor, where he gets his ninja every time. His motto is "I keep my head on a swivel so you don't lose yours."

He got every one of those ninjas but this one. RIP...
 
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oldthenew...a rather odd and hard username to come up with a profession. Hmmmm....sound of fingers drumming on the counter...

Well, used cars salesmen use many lines to get their customers to buy one of their clunkers...err...used cars.

One of oldthenew's mottos as a used car salesman is "When you buy one of my used cars, its new to you, So you get a car that's old, but new."



His best motto is "I'm Square Deal Sam, where every deal is a square deal. I deal squarely with your bank account."