English Woman

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Uhhhhh

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I once tried upselling to an English woman... And woah. She is either a great actress/comedian... Or she reacted sooo like.. I mean she was like, ''I was nice to you, and thanks for the attitude. '' And I was like calmly, 'I'm just trying to be a salesman. ' I mean most of the customers laughed over my sales pitches, if not all... But probably most. But I remember the English woman. The only English woman I waited on in a while, and she acted like I was just... IDK.
 
Huckleberry

Huckleberry

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She was probably like, "You're a 30-year-old man who's a waitress and
talks like a teenage girl? Shouldn't you be doing construction or something?"
 
JonahLynx

JonahLynx

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OP this might be the greatest post of all time.
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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She probably found you as incomprehensible as your post. I’m shocked you can sell anything to anyone, to be honest. Your user name seems most appropriate. God save me from people who write in initialese.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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La_Vie_En_Rose said:
She probably found you as incomprehensible as your post. I’m shocked you can sell anything to anyone, to be honest. Your user name seems most appropriate. God save me from people who write in initialese.
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You can save yourself from that. Just stay out of the threads that offend you. ;)
 
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hunterpoet

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Uhhhhh said:
I once tried upselling to an English woman... And woah. She is either a great actress/comedian... Or she reacted sooo like.. I mean she was like, ''I was nice to you, and thanks for the attitude. '' And I was like calmly, 'I'm just trying to be a salesman. ' I mean most of the customers laughed over my sales pitches, if not all... But probably most. But I remember the English woman. The only English woman I waited on in a while, and she acted like I was just... IDK.
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What do you sell? What is upselling ?
 
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oldethennew

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Uhhhhh said:
I once tried upselling to an English woman... And woah. She is either a great actress/comedian... Or she reacted sooo like.. I mean she was like, ''I was nice to you, and thanks for the attitude. '' And I was like calmly, 'I'm just trying to be a salesman. ' I mean most of the customers laughed over my sales pitches, if not all... But probably most. But I remember the English woman. The only English woman I waited on in a while, and she acted like I was just... IDK.
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you must very special, it looks like you have been enrolled into a 'Special School', -
(take the licks and learn how to build upon God's Holy Brinks/Stone...
 
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