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DiscipleWilliam

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Greetings,

Hello, I don't have a name per se but you can just call me Agent Smith, I work for your "big brother" and it seems like we know each other already. You don't need to tell me your name because I already have it in my database. I find what you like interesting, I also find what you search for at night interesting also ;). You have some interesting appetites and can't really cook that well because you are always eating out or buying those T.V. dinners. I like you because you are a really funny person, I mean, how could you not be, watching all of those funny television programs that you watch. As a Christian really you should be giving more in Church because your Church is not reporting to the IRS that much money and I have calculated that your giving is not 10% of what you gross at you current job, shame on you. I have also noticed that you haven't been going to Church as often as you should because I can triangulate your position on Sunday to find your location and it is not at a Church shame on you, and you call yourself a Christian.

You should have gotten a raise at your job by now you have been there long enough. I guess it's because of you being late a couple of times, your boss didn't like that too much, at least that's what he wrote in his computer anyway. Your kids are not doing as well as they should, their grades are slipping, at least that's what the data shows in the school records. You should really spend more time with them because you clock-out time is nowhere near the time they get off school. Your marriage is probably difficult because from your credit card statements the two of you are not buying each other any flowers, cards, or novelty items. Speaking of credit cards you really need to pay them off because doesn't the Bible say that you should not be in debt? I know this because there are hundreds of Bibles in my database and all of them say for a Christian to be in debt is WRONG shame on you. I guess you are not a real Christian though, considering the fact that you don't even go to Church half the time anyway, you are probably one of those carnal Christians. Well, I have to be going now but I guarantee you we will be in touch.

Be seeing you later,
Agent Smith

P.S. you can check on me from time to time to see what I'm up to here.
slight paranoia: 8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight

And also here.
http://file.wikileaks.info/leak/yahoo-compliance-guide-for-law-enforcement-2008.pdf