INCASE OF AN EMERGECY!!!

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This page is for anyone who has an idea of what to do incase of an emergency. For example, it has been clinicaly proven by myself that if you run out of deoderant, the best thing not to do is (A. Not go on with the day without any or you'll stink. B. Never, and I mean never spray your underarms with perfume or colonge, not only will it not work, but it can leave a massive rash.) Best thing to do is to put on a good amount of vaseline (preferable baby scented) under each arm. It might sound wierd but trust me, it works!
 
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Re: INCASE OF AN EMERGENCY!!!

This page is for anyone who has an idea of what to do incase of an emergency. For example, it has been clinicaly proven by myself that if you run out of deoderant, the best thing not to do is (A. Not go on with the day without any or you'll stink. B. Never, and I mean never spray your underarms with perfume or colonge, not only will it not work, but it can leave a massive rash.) Best thing to do is to put on a good amount of vaseline (preferable baby scented) under each arm. It might sound wierd but trust me, it works!
 
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lol priceless
 
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JUST in case you run out of food.......... Call up some chick that you just dumped and or rejected tell her you've had a change of heart and ask her if she wants to go to dinner....... after you've ordered the food and eaten... tell her you gotta go to the bathroom ... then leave. I do NOT recommend doing this to any of your friends.... they know where you live! I also do NOT recommend eating out of a dumpster and or trashcan UNLESS you have had a tetnis shot
 
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carpetmanswife

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SamIam said:
JUST in case you run out of food.......... Call up some chick that you just dumped and or rejected tell her you've had a change of heart and ask her if she wants to go to dinner....... after you've ordered the food and eaten... tell her you gotta go to the bathroom ... then leave. I do NOT recommend doing this to any of your friends.... they know where you live! I also do NOT recommend eating out of a dumpster and or trashcan UNLESS you have had a tetnis shot
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you are somethin else sam ...:rolleyes:
 
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sweetie36

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...... I think I will starve instead of eating out of the Garbage.........................
Thats just not right........ some one hurt you pretty babdly....;lol
make sure we all have plenty of food and water and other things.. exspecially when it comes time for the Chip Implant.... We dont want to get that so we should stock up..................I Would like to do that...........
Or put our trust and faith in God that we will be fine..........

 
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carpetmanswife

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ya know whats sad...we have a police scanner *hubbys a volunteer fireman* and we just heard the police called to a man eating out of a dumpster at the local grocery store, theyd ran him off, wanted the cops to go find him and tell him dont come back :( how sad is that, i think they shoulda fed the fella then told him to move on...made me sad
 
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:(Yea!! I know.. They could had told the guy about food kitchens, go to a church and eat there......
I think thas what they are called food Kitchens..
that is sad..... there are to many people out in the world that are homeless.. thats sad........
I wish Jesus would hurry .
 
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