Funny/weird things you used to think when you were little

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Relena7

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When I was a little kid, I used to think that since Jesus is perfect, that must mean he was the only person that ever lived who was able to draw an absolutely straight line over a large surface, without using a ruler. :p
 
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lol, that is cute.

When I was little I used to think every time my dad put some music on, that whoever was singing it, had to stop what they were doing and sing (If that makes sense)
 
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Rachelas

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lol I used to think that thunder was caused by God bowling in heaven o_O
 
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Kyouken

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When I was a little kid, I used to think that since Jesus is perfect, that must mean he was the only person that ever lived who was able to draw an absolutely straight line over a large surface, without using a ruler. :p
That's kind of funny; since I was little I've always wanted to (and still do now :p ) ask God to draw a straight line when I went to heaven, just to see what it would look like. I always thought that He was the only person who could ever draw a straight line, even if we had rulers.
 
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Relena7

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That's kind of funny; since I was little I've always wanted to (and still do now :p ) ask God to draw a straight line when I went to heaven, just to see what it would look like. I always thought that He was the only person who could ever draw a straight line, even if we had rulers.
hahaha, Well sure why not? He created mathematics after all, makes sense that He could if He felt like. :D
 

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When I was little, I believed that humans regenerated like starfish, so it was no big deal to have a limb lobbed off because you simply grew another one. ^^()

It was a sad day when I learned otherwise, and fortunately I never tested that belief.
 
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asd101

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All the things that you ate were stuck in you and never left... LOL... Kids think the darndest things!!! :p!!!
 
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Jordache

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It took me years to understand how I could be older than my brother when mh brothers birthday is in sept and mines in Oct.
 
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Relena7

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When I was 3 or 4, some "big kids" told me that a swimming pool has no bottom.

So I believed it, and feared all cement pools that year.

Hey it made sense at the time. Seeing as the bottoms of pools are the same color as the sky, and the sky has no limit... so in my kid mind, the pool must not either.
 
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jimsun

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Back home, deep in rural West Cork, after it had rained on a sunny day, a rainbow invariably appeared, stretching over the Blackwater & in the direction of Youghall.
We were convinced that, if we managed to track the rainbow to it's end, we'd find the pot of gold, watched over by it's Guardian - Seamus O'Sean the Leprechaun.

(Come to think of it, some of us still believe it!!).
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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I sometimes mused over why the black Power Ranger was a black guy, but none of the white guys were the White Power ranger (eventually this was revised, I think, lol).

And ironically, the yellow Power Ranger was Vietnamese. :p
 
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TheGrungeDiva

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When I was young, my mom saw me pushing an empty swing. She asked what I was doing. I said I was giving Jesus a push in the swing. I figured, since my Sunday school teacher said he was everywhere, that meant that he was right there in the playground with me, so I might as well let him have a turn in the swing.
 
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My brother said you could talk to people on TV by speaking to the back of the TV set, and I believed it.
 
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Gabriel84

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I used think Christ was Jesus's last name and He had the only last name in the Bible
 
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I was under the impression that Jesus loved peas on account of being the Prince of Peas.
 
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AnandaHya

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When I was a little kid, I used to think that since Jesus is perfect, that must mean he was the only person that ever lived who was able to draw an absolutely straight line over a large surface, without using a ruler. :p
I used to think that if you ate laying down you would turn into an alligator because it was a Cambodian expression based on a folk tale about a lazy girl who was transformed into an alligator.

Of course I didn't know that at the time so I would watch daily for some sort of transformation to happen to those who ate laying down. sometimes I thought their teeth got more pointy but people tell me I have an overactive imagination ;)
 
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I used to try and make myself believe that the mudpies I made outside in my backyard really did taste like chocolate cake. Boy was I ever wrong. They tasted like Boston Creme pie. Nope, just kidding, tehe
 
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I used to think that if you ate laying down you would turn into an alligator because it was a Cambodian expression based on a folk tale about a lazy girl who was transformed into an alligator.

Of course I didn't know that at the time so I would watch daily for some sort of transformation to happen to those who ate laying down. sometimes I thought their teeth got more pointy but people tell me I have an overactive imagination ;)
So THAT'S why my teeth are so pointy.
 
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See_KING_Truth

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I sometimes mused over why the black Power Ranger was a black guy, but none of the white guys were the White Power ranger (eventually this was revised, I think, lol).

And ironically, the yellow Power Ranger was Vietnamese. :p
I spent a large portion of my childhood watching Power Rangers and I never noticed this until some years later. You were one observative little dude lol.
 
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See_KING_Truth

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When I was little I thought that "sloppy joes" were called "Bobbie Jo's" so that is what I called them. Bobby Jo is the name of my cousin. My dad said that for years I would always ask if we were having Bobbie Jo's for supper.