The Awkward Moment Thread!!!

[AlaynaJ]

Post all of your 'Awkward moment' Statuses from Facebook and other places on here.

Like "That Awkward moment when you realize you have NOTHING better to do with your life than create a thread about Awkward moments." Yeah.. I just did that!

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you forgot you let your bf borrow your car when you were at work and you freak out because its not where you remember parking it.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you realize your CLEAN bedroom has eaten one of your socks instead of your innocent dryer.

 

[Grandpa]

That awkward moment when you realize you have your whole family searching for the keys that are still in your pocket where you left them...

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you hear the snow plows going by and get all excited because it means it snowed enough to actually be worth plowing.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you realize that your trainee may learn better if she was beaten against a brick wall first.

 

[jkalyna]

I TOOK A PAIR OF JEANS AND MADE A SKIRT FROM IT BY HAND STITCHING THE BACK. WELL AFTER CHURCH THE BACK RIPPED ALL THE WAY UP AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT I DID HAVE LEGGINGS ON THOUGH. THAT LOOKED LIKE PANTS UNDERNEATH

 

[AlaynaJ]

The awkward moment when.... WAIT a second, I just baked cookies and so now I have freshly baked cookies and milk... This is an AWESOME moment. Win

 

[Grandpa]

That awkward moment when you get all the way to the checkout at the grocery store before you realize the pants you are wearing don't have your wallet or any cash in them...

 

[Relena7]

That awkward moment where you tell someone you had a dream about them, and they react weirdly for some reason and back away...as if your dreaming about them were some stalkerish invasion of privacy. I mean come on...it's not like you can choose who "barges into" your dreams.

 

[flowerof3]

That awkward moment when you take a 15 minute break ,get your mirror to freshen up your make up , and see that your wig is crooked or the wig cap is showing or the wig is pulled back too far showing your hairline, and no one at work bothered to pull you aside and tell you.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you have nothing better to do than post excessively for no reason at all.

 

[Jordache]

Awkward moment #1: When I was young I used to drink "Naked" drinks. Naked is a brand name. When I was back home I went to the store to buy some and all they had were Odwalla drinks so I searched for a manager. I asked if they had the drinks I wanted and he had never heard of them. Disappointed, I said , "you really should get naked.". Oops...
Awkward moment #2: when I was in highschool I did ballroom dance. Every weekend I went to dance at the local college. One night I threw on a pair of overalls and ran out the door. Somehow I'd gotten two identical pairs of overalls with one difference. One pair was broken. I discovered I'd grabbedthe wrong ones outside the hall. So as a quick fix I wrapped rubber bands around the clasps. I danced all night. One dance, my partner was very tall. I was looking at him and he had a big goofy grin. We were dancing a little cha-cha when I saw him give me a grinning look. I looked down and caught my overalls as they hit the floor.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That Awkward moment when you have a mini freak out in another thread because people don't follow the rules of the thread.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you learn that your dog loves carrots.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you're moments away from tearing your hair out because the person you've been training for 7 days still looks at certain things like they're jibberish even though she has done them EVERY single night since you began to train her.

 

[flowerof3]

That awkward moment when I often bring little treats for my coworkers like candy , mints, soda , bottled water, etc.. I put them in the breakroom , in a dish for ALL to share, and you always have that person that takes basically everything out the dish for themselves leaving nothing for everyone else

 

[AlaynaJ]

Thats awkward moment when you have a telemarketer call you at work.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

That awkward moment when you're on cam with someone and have the window minimized and you do something weird and they see it.

 

[AlaynaJ]

That awkward moment when you can hear someone snoring so loud you hear it through their bedroom walls...